Super-cute japanese schoolgirls!
Transform with powers from another world!
They twirl, into action when wrong unfurls!

Now unsheathing his sam'rai sword!
This guy cuts people up 'till he gets bored!
All for, the love of some chick he fell for!

(Chorus)
Big robots, loudmouth ninjas, weirdness during school,
This is the kind of stuff that they think is cool...

In Anime!!

See the ninja who's dressed all bright!
In the daytime, oh, that's so not right!
In light, of that still he's who the fans like!

Can I get a super-tall mech? (TALL MECH!)
Fighting space colonies, keeping Earth in check,
With tech, that no one else can copy yet!

(Chorus)
Superhero schoolgirls and girly white-haired guys,
This is the stuff that takes over, peoples lives,

It's Anime!!

(Guitar solo)

(*bzzt!*) The representative from the fan community has the floor...(*bzzt!*)

Sing out to the guys who make this stuff,
I'd like to add stuff TO YOUR SHOW!
Add some of my fan characters,
Please put them in, I BEG YOU SO!
Also while I've your attention, please let Miyu take OFF HER SHIRT!
Yaoi and yuri, in the story,
Please add that too, it COULDN'T HURT!!!

Just 'cause,

Just 'cause we're all otakus, YEAAAAH!!

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RPGs, named attacks, and plenty fanservice,
This is the stuff that some people, see as bliss--

Conventions, costumes, crazy poses and the like,
This kind of stuff dominates otakus' liiiiiiii-iiiives,

They live their lives for Animeeeeeee!!!