Verse 1:

Don’t wanna be a 4-H idiot
Don’t wanna get in the same old boring rut
And can you hear the sounds of hysteria
The craziness of everyone everywhere


Chorus:

Following correct parliamentary procedures
Always listening to the teachers
Raise my hand to talk out loud
I make a motion the meeting should adjourn
Are you mad that I’m talking out of turn
Have to be recognized for everything

Verse 2:

Well sure they’ve got their clover
When it comes to snacks, well I’m a pushover
They use lingo I can’t understand
Call for a vote, things are getting out of hand

Chorus

Verse 3:

Don’t wanna be a 4-H idiot
Don’t wanna do the same old boring stuff
This going out to 4-Hers everywhere

Chorus