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Song Parodies -> "Antarctican Terrorist"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Antarctican Terrorist"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Posted for my Pet Project: B-Day, check out for my latest recordings, and expect this one to eventually be among them.
Don't wanna meet an Antarcticain Terrorist
Don't want a penguin to bomb me to Siberia
Hey can you watch them wobble in hysteria
Their cute smiles may trick you and they'll eat ya

Oh my God, did I forget to mention
All across the frozen ice nation
Global warming made them go insane
Penguins seem to think we are shallow
Maybe that's a tough pill to swallow
Hey, you won't hear me argue

They'll cook us all in crock pots America
Their flag is blue with a hint of magenta
Here they come, they're wearing pink bandannas
Their first target is Southern Australia

It's almost outside my comprehension
Nothing like they are in animation
They aren't just riding in some sleigh
The oldest penguins cream all of Rio
I guess we will be tomorrow
Who will come to our rescue?

No 'Happy Feet' in Antarcticain Terrorists
They aren't listed in the Wikipedia
Declare all of France disaster area
The Taliban is gone as is Nigeria

A happy ending to all this tension
All across the Mexican nation
All the penguins got lost and they stayed
Drinking away spewing their sorrows
I guess the hookers aren't too shallow
So Mexico we thank you!
Watch out, the penguins are coming

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 35

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McKludge - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I knew it! All those movies were just propaganda, trying to soften us up. 555
Matthias - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Their first target is Southern Australia? You'd better watch out Kristof! I'd like to save you guys but last time Super Stove went to Antarctica I melted a city to the ground... Now that I mention it that might be why those penguins are pissed off....
Wreckage B*** - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Surreal and very amusing. =) I'm really concerned about those waddling terrorists setting up a base in The Arctic and swimming down here to England. =P
Jonathan S. - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Your parody's pretty funny, but, dude, you are ODD. 544
John Barry - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
YousoCrazy - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
B.A.D. ------- No, I'm not saying that about your parody... that's just an acronym for your name... nevermind. Seriouosly though bro, love it. I knew those little cartoon animated penguins prancing around like they were so cute and cuddly was a set up. Thank you for realizing that too. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that, thought I was going crazy there for a while... 5-5-5's all the way for an egg-ceptional parody. Yeah, I know... cheesy as hell but hey bud, you rocked it. Oh Yeah... Have a Nice Day. = )
Red Ant - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Just got done listening to the recording - excellent work. It's not easy to tell a story, let alone a funny one, with such a short song, but you did it. "Declare all of France disaster area/The Taliban is gone as is Nigeria" - hmm, not sure I'm against these terrorists, lol. 555
Below Average Dave ( - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone for your support of "Antartican Terrorist". . .which by the way I did end up recording as Red Ant pointed out, you can hear it at
bobpiecheese - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
South Australia? CRAP! Save me, Superman!
Kristof Robertson - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm late on this one, Dave...this is just about the oddest thing you've written, which gets TWO HUGE THUMBS UP from Overlord Kristof! Oh, and a big set o' 5s as well....;-)
Kristof Robertson - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, and I'm presently living in London, I think I'm safe (its the Kung Fu squirrels I've now gotta worry about...:-D)
Dylan Baranski - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you Kristof and Conqueror. . .and I think Dylan (though I have to be honest--not sure if you mean that in a good way or bad way, but weird is certainly a word that could be used to describe it:)) The Antarctican Terrorists are tearing up Soundclick too. . .in it's three days of existence it's had an unbelievable 222 listens and has already hit the top 10 once. . .that's two songs in a row now--thanks everyone for their support!!!
Agrimorfee - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) March of the penguins, indeed. (Mexican prostitutes not shallow--a double meaning there? ;)) Very original and funny idea, while avoiding the usual "Idiot" parody usage.
Matthias - October 14, 2007 - Report this comment
You already know what I think. One of your best, if not your best.
Peter Andersson - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I feel pretty safe here in Sweden, if they come here they'll just get eaten by our street polar bears, but I hear Bill Gates are scared sleepless in Seattle over penguins called Linux penguins, whatever that has to do with anything else here... :-)
Max Power - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Phil Alexander - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Marvellous - beautifully surreal.
McKludge - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - That's quite a bomb to send you from Antarctica to Siberia.
bobpiecheese - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Loved it so much, I downloaded the recording as soon as I could (i.e. when it originally came out!)! One of your absoute best!
Jason - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Agree with Phil, very surreal indeed
stuart mcarthur - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) well, they'd hit Hobart Tasmania first and then, crikey! we Melburnians are next - you make a very powerful argument here, Dave - I'd be pissed if I was a penguin, and if you've seen the movie "the Wrong Trousers" you know just how evil they can be (not to mention the one living in my fridge - no wait, he's good! - holy, in fact) - superb pacing and an hilarious idea - 555
Mikey Squirrel - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- Terrorist penguins? I knew I couldn't trust those adorable animated pests. Happy feet, indeed. Good job, Dave. Very cool.
RK_FAN_FOREVER - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Save me Tom Cruise! 555
Jeff Reuben - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow, I've heard you sing this live (on the air in Chicago), but never actually commented. You know I loved it. I had a thing for Antarctica as a kid, good to see it's making a comeback!
Matthias - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Who would have thunk that Mexican hookers will save us from being killed by those evil penguins. Nothing like they are in Happy Feet, or hopefully not Stuart's freezer!
Abbott Skelding - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
I knew they were fishy...damn penguins. Nice work Dave!
Matthias - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
My last comment was about 3 years ago! This one is definitely a Below Average Dave classic! One of your first "Insane Animal" songs (which if you remember I did an entire tribute about). So you already know how I feel about this one.
Blaydeman - August 13, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) But the babies are SO FLUFFY!!! They're all cute until one shoots you in the face. LOL! Awesome job.
Jeff Reuben - August 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Still excellent, and I hear you've recruited an army of penguins for the video
Rex - August 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) All right, who sold the WMDs to the penguins? When they reach Texas I'll just put on a tuxedo and they'll think I'm one of them. Funny stuff Dave and very visual like most of your writing.
bobpiecheese - August 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!

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