Wake up, the Pavz is on fire
And Hendi's caught in the dryer
Blake is a liar when Tanner's dead and gone
Who is the last chance for hope
When they're screaming "CANADIAN BACON!"
Your skateboard breaks in half
When you ran into a tree
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Pavlak, pull up your pants today...
Nothing but butt to pay when you broke your arm and leg
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Deadbeat Skaters' Day
Celebrate SSOA
There's an empty helmet in the grass when you cracked your head in half
Deadbeat Skaters' Day
Don't worry that Hendi can't skate
There's an empty helmet thats on the sidewalk but you're in the hospital alone

Skaters practice in the middle of winter
Crashes come back to haunt you
Your oldest allies aren't there when you crash into a tree
Grounded in your boring bedroom
On a jolly good day for skating
Vacation skatespots in Pavlak's old baseball

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