Song Parodies -> "Boulevard of Broken Condoms"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Condoms"

Parody Written by:

Mary of Suburbia

The Lyrics

Uhm, this might not get on, so if it doesn't I'm putting it on What Freaks too. I love this song and Green Day

I talk on this damn phone
Telling mom and dad that I won't be home
I am very cold
Because my power's turned out and I wish I'd
Done it alone

I walk this lonely isle
Knowing that I will not eat for a while
Why didn't we buy the better brand?
We're in deep sh!t and I have to hold her hand
I'm in trouble man,
Can I borrow some money oh please?

I starve alone
I starve alone
I starve alone
I starve a...

The freakin test turned blue and I cannot afford it
I'm only fifteen and I got some chick pregnant
We don't even have the money for an abortion
Till then I starve alone

Bro-ken Con-dem Oh sh!t, Oh sh!t
Bro-ken Con-dem Oh sh!t

She was lookin fine
When I was drunk as hell that night
But when she woke up I
Somehow stayed and...

Reading hormonal signs
When she sits on the other side
Of the couch and sighs
And asks if I
Think she's fat and I say that I don't know

My teeth are gone
My teeth are gone
My teeth are gone
My teeth are...

The freakin test turned blue and I cannot afford it
I'm only fifteen and I got some chick pregnant
We don't even have the money for an abortion
Till then I starve alone

Bro-ken, Con-dem, Oh sh!t, Oh sh!t
Brok-ken Con-dem Oh sh!t

I starve alone,
I starve a...

Read that weird little line
I hope that it's not a plus sign
To look on the bright side
I have nine months with out her b!tching and I....

[Solo of guy screaming and sounds of staple gun]

The freakin test turned blue and I cannot afford it
I'm only fifteen and I got some chick pregnant
We don't even have the money for an abortion
Till then I starve alone

[Another solo of screaming and girl cackling]

Hehhehheh..... that whole thing came from my dad saying that Billie Joe looked 15. It just.... sparked..... thank you!

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Stephen Harrington - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

454, fairly good, needs tweaked alittle. Oh, whatfreaks won't be up for much longer, so there are no more updates.

Stuart McArthur - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment

used to be a nightmare of mine as a kid - now it's a nightmare of mine as a parent - nice job, Mary of Suburbia (great name) - 555

poomaster - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment

WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAH!!!! 555!

daniel - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment

it is much easyer to take the pill ore those shots you can get(unless you are a guy than you must pick the condom)

the mad hatter - February 05, 2009 - Report this comment

I like the idea but the lyrics don't fit the song in meter. i just tried playing along and the lyrics simply don't fit in the song. tweak 'em a bit and make them fit. listen along with the song and try to sing them with the song.

Andria - February 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Great parody, although the subject is a tad controversial. A broken condom is indeed a bad thing, especially if the mother-to-be is opposed to abortion, thus resulting in at least one more contribution to world overpopulation. 5s.

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