Song Parodies -> "Monopoly"

Original Song Title:

"Minority"

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Original Performer:

"Monopoly"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Just trying to capitalize on the recent trend of monopoly parodies

I am the king of Monopoly
You'll concede all your properties
It's an uncommon anomaly
When I do not win at Monopoly

You passed up Baltic and the one before
I got them when I could
And will not need anymore
Park Place's amount
Of rent is thirty five
Bucks but Baltic's
Four hundred
Fifty bucks rent each time

I am the king of Monopoly
You'll concede all your properties
It's an uncommon anomaly
When I do not win at Monopoly
Scattered 'cross the board
Are my three foes' properties
I can well afford
To land anywhere
No risk of bankruptcy

Oh no, you guys
Finished up a trade
Now there can be houses both on Boardwalk and Park Place
Two times in a row, My piece was on green
With four houses
And the rent
Caused my bankruptcy

I have been beat at Monopoly
I was not thinking properly
Now I will not play so cockily
Cause I wanna win at Monopoly

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Billy Florio - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Last night I was playing Monopoly with two of my friends (why, I dont know lol), and even though I had Park Place and Boardwalk (and 3 houses on both) and all the greens (and 1 house on them) and both Ultilities, I still lost....good job though

Pat - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment

That's one game that I always win . :) It does make for sparce partners, though. Good job on the parody!

lebeiw15 - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Good job... I love to play Monopoly but I never win, haha =D

Michael Pacholek - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Good parody. How can Billy blow a setup like that? His Monopoly partner must be Armando Benitez.

Peregrin - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Good one TD

Tone-Def - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment

i got monopoly for my computer a couple of weeks ago (it was 8 dollars) and this afternoon i played it and used the strategy that i talked about in this song. It actually would have probably worked except, in a 6 player game, the same guy landed on park place an boardwalk. And that guy never landed on my properties until the end. So, if i actually got around to finishing the game, he would've won.

Bob O'Mara - August 10, 2003 - Report this comment

I have been looking for a parody to do off of this song. But you completely made me change my mind. Nothing else can beat this original title! Very good, parody!

Blue_pUnKrOcKeRgIrL - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Is the coolest song ive ever seen, by the way, green day rools!!

Robson - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Man this is my favorite board game of all time and you just made me like it more. This is an awesome parody.

Alex Roscoe - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment

hey You missed a line at the end so all 4,4,5 buddy

David Pratter - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment

This year is Monopoly's 70th Anniversary! (Parker Brothers patented the game in 1935.)

Ben Williams - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Danget! You beat me to it! But nice job, though.

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