hear the sound of the falling snow
do you 'cause i would not know
i'm christian
and i am indian

hear the bells ringing out of time
another reindeer has flew out of line
not mine
'cause i'd put it out of its mind

i hope that santa will bring
me a different gift
i threw the old one into a moving lift
on crimbo day

i shouldn't get a sack of coal
i've been good overall
although
i kicked my wife out o' the window

can i get another present (no way)
if not i'll go kick santas ass
because
the one i got before sucks

i hope that santa will bring
me a different gift
i threw the old one into a moving lift

i hope that santa will bring
me a different gift
i threw the old on into a moving lift

a moving lift on crimbo day