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Song Parodies -> "Make Me Up 'Til The Gender Bends"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up When September Ends"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Make Me Up 'Til The Gender Bends"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

A mate said "Let's go hit that bar
Where all those transvestites are.
Make me up 'til the gender bends"

How did he break that taboo:
Talk me into coming too?
Made me up 'til the gender bends

Let me explain again
I'd been drinking beer:
Out of my brain again
What'm I doing here?

Then this bloke came up to me
Put his hand upon my knee [I said]
Look me up when the gender bends

He said "You haven't got the joke
'Cause I ain't really a bloke"
Shook me up when the gender bends

He's talking balls again
Like I felt 'em in my hand
Fooked me up when the gender bends

String me along again
Now I've had enough
'Cause I was wrong again
T'was a double-bluff

As my memory fades
I try to forget what I lost
Fake it up 'when the gender bends

Underneath all this glam
Now unsure what gender I am
Make it up 'til the gender bends

But, my friend, I won't forgive it:
Not just cross-dressed, I was *LIVID*
Wake me up when the gender bends
Wake me up when the gender bends
Wake me up when the gender bends

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Johnny D - June 03, 2006 - Report this comment
The day you're unsure of what gender you are, Philbo, is the day hobbits switch to 3 squares a day. ;-)
John Barry - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Title of the day!
Rex - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I found out the girl I had been talking to in the bar was a transvestite. What a sham dame. Wonderful concept marvelously executed.
Michael Pacholek - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny Johnny D should mention hobbits: I was just thinking that Merry & Pippin would LUV this song. Rex: What a horrible pun. How Lola can you go?
Phil Alexander - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks all :-)
JD - Everyone's got an agenda. Or should that be a gender?
JB - I was kind of pleased with it, too :-)
Rex: Groan. Wish I'd thought of that while I was writing this

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