Song Parodies -> "Fast Food"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

"Fast Food"

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The Lyrics

I've been working like a year and a half on this and I still don't like it. If someone out there does think it's good, please tell me. And, I think I spelled it wronge, but McyDee's is (Mik-ee-Dees) as in McDonald's

I weigh now quite a load
And boy has my pant size rapidly grown
Too much McDonald's
Sometimes I over-eat when my stomach groans

I need something to eat
But I'm just so fat now as it seems
Clear out Dairy Queen
Then take some laxitives and I'm on the throne

I'm on the throne
I'm on the throne

I'm on the throne
I'm on the...

My shadow takes up the whole wall beside me
This greasy food's the only thing I'm eating
All times what's on my mind "I'm thinkin' Arby's"
'Til then my stomach goans

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I usually don't dine
I just cruise on through the drive-through line
On this phone of mine
See if they'll deliver Domino's

Side of Biggie fries
Get my value meals all super-sized
Long John's sounds just fine
Please put it in a bag, I'll take it to go

Take it to go
Take it to go

I'll eat at home
I'll eat at...

I wake up with the king near every morning
My health record is kinda nausiating
Sometimes one dish of food won't satisfy me
'Til then my stomach groans

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah

My stomach groans
My stomach...

(Guitar solo)

What's this food done to me
Unlike that stupid girl who sued McyDee's
I don't want money
Just to lose some pounds cause I weigh a...

It's my own fault that I weigh near 290
I'll give up all this fatty food I'm eating
No more Wendy's or Taco Bell or Hardy's
'Til then my stomach groans

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Queen Sluggy - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment

hey, that's pretty good lol! but it took you a YEAR? lol, mine only take between a day or a few weeks...maybe thats why they are not so good lol. i like this part "My shadow takes up the whole wall beside me" lol and "I'm on the throne, I'm on the throne."

Sean Lee (non-asian) - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Im sorry if I offended anybody, 290 isnt all that much, I should've put like 390 or 490. I'll change it when I record it this fall! - your pal Sean

MrMacphisto - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Great use of choruses... 5-5-5

ME23 - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Another master piece from the master himself Sean Lee (non-asian)youve got some crazy talent 555

Stuart McArthur - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment

well done Sean - there's enough quality there to indicate it took you a while, but a year and a half? - there are a lot of over-eating parodies (biggest category I reckon - done a few myself) and this is a worthy addition - 555

Larry Hensley - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment

Arby's isn't any better, I know from too much experience. And I always thought on those Burger King commercials, why isn't that guy scared out of his wits when seeing that king outside his window? Oh well, anyway, 555s

Red Ant - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment

18 months? Wow, I about tear my hair out if I can't get one written in a week. Well worth the weight, er wait though.

Sean Lee (non-asain) - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment

I wasn't really working hard on it for 18 months. Just thaught of something different everytime I heard it on the radio. One line at a time. And thanks everybody, I'm glad you like it - your pal Sean

Stephen Harrington - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment

555, I used to weigh over 230, I rarely eat fast food nowadays and weigh in the 160s.

Sean Lee (non-asian) - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment

Im proud for ya Stephen, I'm tryna lose some pounds myself brotha.

LtKilljoy - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Rock On little dude!

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