-> "Happy Holidays (Now Leave Me Alone Till Next Year)"
Original Song Title:
"Holiday"
Parody Song Title:
"Happy Holidays (Now Leave Me Alone Till Next Year)"
The Lyrics
"Ho! Ho!!!"
Hear the sound of the reindeer team
Like the ones in an aviator's dream (Sleigh!)
Kids scream
The ones who find the coal are steamed
Hear the drunks singing full of wine
To a song that's titled, "Auld Lang Syne" (Hic!)
Cork's freed, the champagne glass is full today
It's New Years Eve, then Christmas comes, then Halloween
This is Thanksgiving, Mardi Gras, and Valentines
All Holidays!!!
Smell the bird baking in the thyme
A mother makes yams, and pie that's Key Lime (Yum!)
Then turn the turkey on the uncooked side
Oops! I smashed your pumpkin again (Again!)
In my bag trapped a pound of smores and mints (Boo!)
A hag's how I'm dressed, like your ma, I meant
It's New Years Eve, then Christmas comes, then Halloween
This is Thanksgiving, Mardi Gras, And Valentines
All Holidays!!!
"Yay!"
"Yay!!! Yay!!!"
"The representative from The North Pole has some more"
Punxsutawney is the resident groundhog
Winter days if his shadow's scent
Valentines you're giving flowers
And bid goodbyes to sex lament
Ha! Ha! Goes the jokin' classmen
Poured sugar bags into SUV
Tails of rabbit, Got to have it!
This holiday is meant for sweets
Applause, there's Claus, The cause? Monthly events!
It's New Years Eve, then Christmas comes, then Halloween
This is Thanksgiving, Mardi Gras, And Valentines
Let's Trick-Or-Treat, With reindeer, And some turkey thighs
Fireworks sparking, no more stress, till in-laws arrive
That's peachy fine
I'm Holidazed!!!
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