-> "Better Ones (American Idol Part 10)"
Original Song Title:
"Letterbomb"
Parody Song Title:
"Better Ones (American Idol Part 10)"
The Lyrics
Nobody liked you
They all reject you
They're all laughing at you
You sing bad
Where have all the singers gone?
All the contestants must be high.
What makes them think they can sing?
They are all singing out of key.
Why do they even come in and try?
Where have all the idols gone?
This country needs someone to idolize.
We need money in the bank.
But nobody's on that rank
That it takes to make it to Hollywood!
Ooh.
This contestant is not exactly "it."
And I wish that some did not exist.
You know, sometimes I wish I'd die
Instead of watching these lousy guys.
It's not over "til you find the one.
As long as it's not someone like Clay.
My stomach's churnin'.
I will start hurlin.'
Unless we find someone who is great.
There's no-one left to idolize.
Where will all the charters go?
When the show does get cancelled?
And we're the only ones one the Billboard.
They're all on crack.
Certainly you are no Fantas-i-a
You aren't right to be an idol of
The country, nation, America.
You are no idol of America.
It's not over "til you find the one.
As long as it's not someone like Clay.
My stomach's churnin'.
I will start hurlin.'
Unless we find someone who is great.
No one else can sing in tune,
You know that I am right.
These people are making me frown.
I'm giving up tonight.
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