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Song Parodies -> "American A**hole"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"American A**hole"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

I made this parody when I was in 7th gradeI also almost got expelled for it since it was'nt appropriate for anyone I showed it toTherefore, I would'nt call this a parody, but maybe the "controversial version" of the actual song due to its excesive crude language.
Don't want to be an American a**hole
Don't want to have impolitically a goal
Or maybe I should just move back to Canada
Where they were never like sh***y America

Welcome to a new kind of headache
Why the hell did I just change the subject
Probably because of this stupid country
Rewrite the national anthem
Tear Mount. Rush and fill up the grand canyon
This place should've become a poultry factory

Well maybe I'm a f***ed up american
It ain't my fault that we're less advanced than Asians
Now everybody do the macarena
And sing along with the raps made from John Cena

Welcome to a new kind of headache
Why the hell did I just change the subject
Probably because of this stupid country
Rewrite the national anthem
Tear Mount. Rush and fill up the grand canyon
This place should've become a poultry factory

Don't want to be an American a**hole
That is why I've always voted for Al' Gore
My Info I knew managed to fail
Otherwise I would'nt be in jail

Welcome to a new kind of headache
Why the hell did I just change the subject
Probably because of this stupid country
Rewrite the national anthem
Tear Mount. Rush and fill up the grand canyon
This place should've become a poultry factory
Please don't sue me, Green Day!

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Pacing: 2.7
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Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 10

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viva la spatula guitarist - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
i give all green day parodies 555, and dont worry, they havent had the balls to sue us ( ha! for what ) even though we told a load of members of the fan club, and sent them threatening emails

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