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Song Parodies -> "I Wear Cologne"
Original Song Title:
"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"
Original Performer:
Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"I Wear Cologne"
Parody Written by:
Brandon Newman
The Lyrics
My sister had this song on repeat, and it kept on saying I walk alone, I walk alone. After about the 13249832342378 time I heard it, It sounded like Billie Joe was saying, " I wear cologne". Since then the song was born
I wear cologne you know
The only kind I've ever shown
It kind of hurts my nose
But it's all I have and I wear cologne
I thought I really stink
now everyone who sees me doesn't scream
But the city reeks
and I'm the only one and I wear cologne
I wear cologne
I wear cologne
I wear cologne
I were col
My bottles only one who wants to touch me
My stinky stench's the only thing that's fleeing
I smell bad , do you really want to sue me?
"til then I wear cologne
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah
She stopped me at the shrine
She said that I smell really fine
I don't really mind
Until I found out that she's a guy
I should have read the signs
I found out that smelling good's a crime
shivers down my spine
But I don't really care, "cause I wear cologne
I wear cologne
I wear cologne
I wear cologne
I were col
My bottles only one who wants to touch me
My stinky stench's the only thing that's fleeing
I smell bad , do you really want to sue me?
"til then I wear cologne
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah
I wear cologne
I were col
I thought I really stink
now everyone who sees me doesn't scream
But the city reeks
and I'm the only one and I wear col
My bottles only one who wants to touch me
My stinky stench's the only thing that's fleeing
I smell bad , do you really want to sue me?
"til then I wear cologne
The only kind I've ever shown
It kind of hurts my nose
But it's all I have and I wear cologne
I thought I really stink
now everyone who sees me doesn't scream
But the city reeks
and I'm the only one and I wear cologne
I wear cologne
I wear cologne
I wear cologne
I were col
My bottles only one who wants to touch me
My stinky stench's the only thing that's fleeing
I smell bad , do you really want to sue me?
"til then I wear cologne
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah
She stopped me at the shrine
She said that I smell really fine
I don't really mind
Until I found out that she's a guy
I should have read the signs
I found out that smelling good's a crime
shivers down my spine
But I don't really care, "cause I wear cologne
I wear cologne
I wear cologne
I wear cologne
I were col
My bottles only one who wants to touch me
My stinky stench's the only thing that's fleeing
I smell bad , do you really want to sue me?
"til then I wear cologne
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah
I wear cologne
I were col
I thought I really stink
now everyone who sees me doesn't scream
But the city reeks
and I'm the only one and I wear col
My bottles only one who wants to touch me
My stinky stench's the only thing that's fleeing
I smell bad , do you really want to sue me?
"til then I wear cologne
copyright Brandon Newman 2005-06
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I NOES WOH YOU ARE
Pacing is a tad off, but other than that it's not too bad.
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