-> "Office Supplies"
Original Song Title:
"Letterbomb"
Parody Song Title:
"Office Supplies"
The Lyrics
Who took the scissors
You took the scissors
I have lost my scissors
Give em' back
Where have all, the scissors gone
And nineteen staplers are missing to
All of the pencils gone
and the sticky notes 'cept one
Someone is stealing office supplies
Where has all, the paper gone
Someone nicked the photocopier too
And the chair where the boss slept
Best worker certificates
All of this stealings worse, than I assumed
How can I post, any to do lists
The noticeboards gone, Ridiculous
This keeps up then I'll be fired
Then how will I support my wife
You will never believe what I found
A little smuggler by the gate
With my computer
Right up his jumper
That little smuggler by the gate
Now what can I use to analyze
He was one of my workers, yes that thieving little rat
I'll see him when he comes to work at eight
I'll fire his ass
Who's stealing form the cafeteria
The fairy cakes I baked are all gone
All of the Coke and the Pepsi's gone
So why is everybody stealing stuff
You will never believe what I found
A little smuggler by the gate
With my computer
Right up his jumper
That little smuggler by the gate
Why does everybody steal
All the office supplies
Look in my eye and tell me that
You haven't taken things
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