-> "Lil'Jimmy"
Original Song Title:
"St. Jimmy"
Parody Song Title:
"Lil'Jimmy"
The Lyrics
Lil' Jimmy's running back across the road again
Then he is knocked over, oh this was a hit and run
Brain hanging halfway out
And then we here a shout
Lil' Jimmy's getting up on 1, 2
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His name is Jimmy and his brain is hanging out
Freaky little mutant kid the schools talking about
Got a twitch in his knees and he often wets his bed
He ain't got a bladder my gosh he should be dead
In court the driver he denied it all
Thought Jim was a deer with a taste for Suicidal
With half a kidney cut off and on-ly one toe
With only 1 point pi lungs, you think he would be slow
But this accident has made him superhuman
Think he'll live past eighty, older than P Newman
In court the driver he denied it all
Thought Jim was a deer with a taste for Suicidal
His little Hit and Run
Papers have something to write about
Lil'Jimmy
Some guy shot Lil'Jimmy in the head with a gun
Poked his Kidneys out with a knife
Got a Tazer in his parts and a spike up his bum
Yet Jim still managed to survive
I don't know how he does it cos he should be dead
But now he's 55 with a wife and a boy
Broken loads of bones and gushed pints of blood
Beat Avada Kedavra, will he never die
It's is Freaky, you can't believe
It's Lil'Jimmy
And he's now dead...choked on a peanut
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