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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Holiday"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Holiday"

Parody Written by:

Queen Sluggy

The Lyrics

CoMmEnT pLeAsE :)This is a song about someone who hates Christmas...not me of course, i love Christmas. It for someone like The Grinch or Screwge >_l Enjoy
Christmas Holiday

Looking out at the falling snow
Coming down while we hang mistletoe
We kissed
i wish you would have had some breath mints!

Hear the carollers singing out of key
To the song, "Silent Night" or something
And plead
For them to stop singing right now

I'd hate to dream of sugar plums and pumpkin pie
This is the worst migraine of my life
on holiday.

Hear the drummer boy pounding all the time
Rum pum pum pum, i'm sick of that line
We find
These gifts don't cost more than a dime
Can I get another Present? Present.
There's one wrapped up from aunt Georgette
A ball?
Or plastic bag gummy bears?

I'd hate to dream of sugar plums and pumpkin pie
This is the worst migraine of my life
on holiday.

The representative from WhoVille has the floor
Tonight we get a visit from the old fat man
To bring us junk that we don't need
Decorate the house with tinsel
Put the angel on the tree
Make some eggnog and fill up that glass, lad
Kill every Grinch that don't agree
Drink hot chocolate by the fire
Then we all sing merrily

Just cause, just cause, because we're outlaws, yeah!

I'd hate to dream of sugar plums and pumpkin pie
This is the worst migraine of my life

This is my life
On Christmas day
yeah, i know, the pacing's a bit off...

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 6

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Allicat - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Geez, I can't believe nobody else read this! It was really good!
Queen Sluggy - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks Allicat! Well, it hasn't been on the site for very long. I only wrote it a few days ago. Thanks for commenting! :D
Stinky Marshmellow - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
but i heart christmas!!!! ^-^ lol its was still awesome tho =D
Josh 2 - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
This was a terrible parody, sorry man, pacing terrible, not funny, 3's
Queen Sluggy - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks I apreciate the comments. I heart christmas too lol. I know the pacing was off Josh 2. If you don't like it, its okay. I still apriciate that you say so. Positive or negative comment are appreciated. And btw, just so you know, i am not dissing Green Day. I heart Green Day! lol. And i heart this song too! (Holiday) Holly
Alan the Ottoman - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I like it but you misspelled Scrooge as "Screwge" Was that on purpose?
Anonymous - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
It... was unorthadox, but pretty good... I like it.
Queen Sluggy - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Oopsi, no it wasn't on purpose
Queen Sluggy - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
what does unorthadox mean?
I love you josh! - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I love you josh2, you make so much sense..this is a terrible attempt at a parody, its not funny, pacing sucks. You should stop trying.

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