Say hey

See the message that i won the bid
Im gonna send off for it as quick as you can say sid (Hey!)
The shame, of not winning a bid on the day
Hear the chime saying i've got it sent
I hope the package gets here way up in kent
And see, my buy intact i'll be happy

I beg to dream about the product and thats no lie
I must confess that this products, I buy
On E-bay!

Here I posted my cheque in time
But i fear it may take ages to arrive
To find, the cheque I sent on the other side!

Can I get another Buy now (BUY NOW!)
There's a Dvd on there i'm not allowed (Hey!)
Because, I'm not actually 18 yet

I beg to dream about the product and thats no lie
I must confess that this products, I buy
On E-bay!

Seek out the buyer im selling to
Boms away is your PUNISHMENT
For not paying the fee on E-bay
I'm gonna take this to the GOVERMENT
I guess you should pay as soon as possible
Kill all the f**** who DON'T AGGREE
I'm loyal to e-bay i do as im told and
That should be the way for YOU AS WELL

just cause, just cause, just cause i love e-bay so much

I beg to dream about the product and thats no lie
I must confess that this products, I buy
On E-bay!