This is the planet's most boring classroom
Might as well get some rest
It's killing me, 'cause this class is a yawnfest
It's beyond my ability to fight off this monotony
Dull as hell, it always gets to me
See all the poor schoolchildren
Passed out in their binders
Killed in geometry by this boring teacher

Boring, class is so boring
I say
Boring, class is so boring
So bored, that's right

Moron tries to teach us trigonometry
It's one big sad exercise in futility
Teacher droning on, he never shuts up
He should just give it up, 'cause no one's learning calculus
Calculation, integration: LAME!
No one's listening!
Just shut up and let me please take a nap quietly

Boring, class is so boring
I say
Boring, math is so boring
I say
Boring, this guy's so boring
Kill me
Boring, could this be more boring?
Turn out the lights

Moron tries to teach us trigonometry
It's one big sad exercise in futility
Teacher, droning on, he never shuts up
He should give it up and sleep just like the rest of us
Variations, long equations, lame! It's uninteresting!
Just shut up 'cause it's just not gonna get through to me

Boring, this is so boring
I say
Boring, class is so boring
I say
Boring, been here all morning
I say
Boring, it's a tad boring

This is the planet's most boring classroom
Man, this class never ends