It's a Monday, and I'm feeling sad
I am hated by my Mum and Dad
But they don't see the other side of me
At my high school, I get called a freak
For the whole day, 5 days a week
So I kidnapped a random guy or 3

Tie them to a chair and throw some fruit
It's the best way to solve disputes
I'm never gonna hear the words they say
But I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be sued
Don't wanna be sued, sued, sued
What I'm saying is
This is the ransom
Give all your cash up
Dude, don't wanna be sued

Go to prison, if they catch this crime
Guess I'll be serving quite a lot of time
But holding people captive isn't bad
They insist on making fun of me
But I won't let them go back home for free
Play the game, or you'll just have to pay.

Do you want to be abducted next?
Do you really wanna be severely hexed?
Then make believe you're not part of that crowd
Cos I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be sued
Don't wanna be sued, sued, sued
What I'm saying is
This is the ransom
Give all your cash up
Dude, don't wanna be sued

Diss me once, you're warned
Diss me twice, you're marked down
Diss me three times, you're going for a ride with me

Dude, don't wanna be sued, sued, sued
What I'm saying is
This is the ransom
Give all your cash up
Stop your complaining
Come inside, it's raining [x2]
A Loser wants a ransom (whoa-oa!) [x3]