Always see 'em on TV
Or read it in the magazines
All the big 'uns they want sympathy
All they do is eat and munch
Watching the Brady Bunch
Talking about how small they could be
I'd like to see them spend a week
Dieting to make them sleek
I don't think they'd even try
If we could force a month or two
Of almost all of them eating less and less of food
I think they'd mumble "that's not fair", that's not fair
(fair)

Lifestyles of all those couch potatoes
Their gut touches the floor, gut touches the floor
If their weight is such a problem, why they got hot wings?
Think we should starve them

Did you know when you're potatoes your life wastes away
And you wonder why your girl just ran today
So long as you stay on the couch just a'munchin'
And did you know that all of us don't want to see your crack
To navigate your butt we'd need to take a map
You could always go get lipo we don't care
I'd like to see them spend a week
Dieting to make them sleek
I don't think they'd even try
If we could force a month or two
Of almost all of them eating less and less of food
I think they'd mumble "that's not fair", that's not fair

Lifestyles of all those couch potatoes
Their gut touches the floor, gut touches the floor
If their weight is such a problem, why they got hot wings?
Think we should starve them

(I'll just say . . .say)
Lifestyles of all those couch potatoes
Their gut touches the floor, gut touches the floor
If their weight is such a problem,
I think I'll take all the wings
That's how I'd solve things
Lifestyles of all those couch potatoes
We'll take your microwaves and stoves just please stop eatin'

Lifestyles of all those couch potatoes (x3)