Raised
So spoiled
They make messes
Not funny
And they all scream every
Every morning
But they'll raise tantrums
every single day
Cause they scream and yell all day

Kids don't like toys, kids like shows that are funny
Kids don't like retro shows with Cher and Sunny

Diaper
Fantastic
Don't matter
They have it
Ear infections
Are common to them
These are a few
Of childhood symptoms
But they all want TV
If kids like Dora and Oswald
Kids use television
To play their playstation
Hey, now, go to your time out

Kids don't like toys, kids like shows that are funny
Kids don't like retro shows with Cher and Sunny
And these kids hate these toys and TV rots their minds
The kids are spoiled, just like all their friends
Kids don't like toys, kids like shows that are funny

Let's go!
Eh, eh!

Kids don't like toys, kids like shows that are funny
Kids don't like retro shows with Cher and Sunny
And these kids hate these toys and TV rots their minds
The kids are spoiled, just like all their friends
Kids don't like toys, kids like shows that are funny

All of these toys aren't used by kids
But shows are on to help the kids (x 3)