She's fat
Plus she's
Really smelly
She likes Hot Chocolate, she likes Pepperidge Farm
That girl's
A fat girl
A fat girl who needs to work out at the gym

Vanilla, always on her ice cream
Then to top it all off, she's got a scoop of chocolate
That girl's
Should diet
A diet girl and she's angry at the waiter
Emergency, call McDonald's
She's wants a really Big Mac
Some nice work out would be fine,
She on a diet, she on a diet

And everywhere we go she gets us thrown out constantly
She pigs out
Cause I know, I know, I know she should go on a diet from LA
Yeah!

Vanilla, always on her ice cream
Then to top it all off, she's got a scoop of chocolate
That girl's
Should diet
A diet girl and she's angry at the waiter
Emergency, call McDonald's
She's wants a really Big Mac
Some nice work out would be fine,
She's on a diet, she's on a diet
She's on a diet, she's on a diet

Don't you know that all I ask if from you
Is to go on a diet and stop smelling, PU!

Emergency, call McDonald's
She's wants a really Big Mac
Some nice work out would be fine,
She's on a diet, she's on a diet
She's on a diet, she's on a diet (x 2)