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Song Parodies -> "Nerdy Things"
Original Song Title:
"Little Things"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Good Charlotte
Parody Song Title:
"Nerdy Things"
Parody Written by:
Syncronos
The Lyrics
It's funny...in high school, we were nerds, but in the real world, we're the guys who sign your paychecks, cure you when your sick, and basically keep the world running smoothly. I mean, think of it...have you ever seen a dumb jock doctor?
Yeah, this song is dedicated to every kid who ever got picked on in gym class (yeah, that's right, this is for you)
To every kid who never had a date to no school dance (class brains eternal)
This is for you
To everyone who's ever been called a nerd (come with meeeee)
Here we, here we go
What? (y'all know what I'm talking about, y'all know what I'm saying)
Like the time in school when we got good grades and the dumb kids beat us up (you wrecked the curve!)
And the cute kids all got Valentine's, but there were none for us (so lame!)
Like the time we made the chess club team, and they all laughed at us (you really suck)
Like the time those girls made fun of us cause we weren't cool enough
Tricks!
Things...
The nerdy things they always hang around
The nerdy things they turned it all around
The nerdy things they help me make my pay
The nerdy things made me who I am today
You wanna hate me now
'Cause I'm your boss now, so go back to work now
What? Come on. Ungh.
Here we go
Like the time you thought you were all that, with your big homecoming crown (I'm so pretty!)
Like the car you had that 'Daddy' bought, when you said that work's for clowns (Haha!)
And that next year you turned 18, they kicked you out the door, (Move out!)
Your fame is wrecked, your car is gone
You work at a convenience store (Dick!)
Things...
The nerdy things they always hang around
The nerdy things they turned it all around
The nerdy things they help me make my pay
The nerdy things made me who I am today
You wanna hate me now
'Cause I'm your boss now, so go back to work now
It always seems those nerdy things they make the biggest part of me...
And I know that those nerdy things they make the biggest part of me get paid
I'm getting paid (and you're not!)
Get paid
Gotta get paid
To every kid who never had a date to no school dance (class brains eternal)
This is for you
To everyone who's ever been called a nerd (come with meeeee)
Here we, here we go
What? (y'all know what I'm talking about, y'all know what I'm saying)
Like the time in school when we got good grades and the dumb kids beat us up (you wrecked the curve!)
And the cute kids all got Valentine's, but there were none for us (so lame!)
Like the time we made the chess club team, and they all laughed at us (you really suck)
Like the time those girls made fun of us cause we weren't cool enough
Tricks!
Things...
The nerdy things they always hang around
The nerdy things they turned it all around
The nerdy things they help me make my pay
The nerdy things made me who I am today
You wanna hate me now
'Cause I'm your boss now, so go back to work now
What? Come on. Ungh.
Here we go
Like the time you thought you were all that, with your big homecoming crown (I'm so pretty!)
Like the car you had that 'Daddy' bought, when you said that work's for clowns (Haha!)
And that next year you turned 18, they kicked you out the door, (Move out!)
Your fame is wrecked, your car is gone
You work at a convenience store (Dick!)
Things...
The nerdy things they always hang around
The nerdy things they turned it all around
The nerdy things they help me make my pay
The nerdy things made me who I am today
You wanna hate me now
'Cause I'm your boss now, so go back to work now
It always seems those nerdy things they make the biggest part of me...
And I know that those nerdy things they make the biggest part of me get paid
I'm getting paid (and you're not!)
Get paid
Gotta get paid
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priity good! But shit chorus!
I agree. Great verses, crap chorus. Don't know about you, but I'm not a "thing." ;-)
I was just sitting around at work, and I spit this one out in like five minutes. It's not my best, but thanks for the votes!
Pretty gd. Follows the original. My only critiscism is its kinda, the original with only a few words changed but I prolly coudnt do any better!
awesome!!!!!!!!!!
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