Educated, but lonely
Stains dresses, not funny
I have too many odd conversations
And I'll hide the camera in so many places
So I can see everything

Girls don~{!/~}t like pervs
Pervs like bras and panties
Pervs will check out girls when they~{!/~}re not knowin'

Jelly and tissue
Too serious, has issues
Vacations and shopping sprees
These are a few of my favorite things
I'll get what I want if she~{!/~}s willing to tease
Websites they all like, to charge a fee
Hey now, why isn't it free

Girls don~{!/~}t like pervs
Pervs like [butts] and [boobies]
Pervs will check out girls when they are bathin'

So the girls hate the pervs
But the pervs watch the girls
The girls with the bodies because they are hotties
Girls don~{!/~}t like pervs
Pervs like [butts] and [boobies]
(watch on)

(Musical Break)

Girls don~{!/~}t like pervs
Pervs like bras and panties
Pervs will check out girls when they are changin'

So the girls call the cops
And the pervs start to run
But we will be back because we all had fun and
Girls don~{!/~}t like pervs
Pervs like [butts] and [boobies]

All of my days and so many girls
Spending my nights watching all of those girls
(Until the end)