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Song Parodies -> "Don't Chew Pens"

Original Song Title:

"I Heard You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Chew Pens"

Parody Written by:

Ems!!!

The Lyrics

I was singing it, got the words wrong and er, this is the result!!!
Today I threw up again
You said you could tell in the way, I chewed my pen.

I saw you cleaning biro off your teeth, you did the same as me, it makes you puke - DON'T CHEW YOUR PEN!!!

I feel pukey, I feel pukey, Don't chew pens, Don't chew pens, Don't chew pens - It tastes gross its really sick.
I feel pukey, I feel pukey, Don't chew pens, Don't chew pens, Don't chew pens - You're sick is black and all inky.

Today I threw up again, I decided I would chew my pen, I bit into the plastic then, I heard them laugh and saw them grin. The ink was running down my face, so I had to race into the loos - DON'T CHEW YOUR PEN!!!

I feel pukey, I feel pukey, Don't chew pens, Don't chew pens, Don't chew pens - It tastes gross its really sick.
I feel pukey, I feel pukey, Don't chew pens, Don't chew pens, Don't chew pens - You're sick is black and all inky.

Today, I'll give it one last try, I wont chew and I won't wonder why, i have black lips, once again. I saw that biro in your hand, you cant tempt me, I understand, but you would really love, to torture me. So I'm feeling tempted once again, I know I'm tempted once again to chew, on my pen - DON'T CHEW YOUR PEN!!!

I feel pukey, I feel pukey, Don't chew pens, Don't chew pens, Don't chew pens - It tastes gross its really sick.
I feel pukey, I feel pukey, Don't chew pens, Don't chew pens, Don't chew pens - You're sick is black and all inky.

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