Always see it on TV
Or read it in the magazines
Harry Snotter claiming animosity
Cause all they do is wave their wands
Make potions by a moonlight pond
Talkin' about
How hard spells can be

Harry Snotter is a pain
I'd like to see him get a brain
I don't think he would survive
Trying really hard to think
Knowing that his accent stinks
I think he'd stumble and he'd fall
He would fall

Lifestyles of the wizards and witches
They're always complainin', always complainin'
Since they ain't got no life
Should give 'em the knife
Think we should burn them

Did you know Joan Arc didn't know magic
Still she got burned upon a stick
Should switch her with the red-haired guy
Lets all go out and catch Harry
Break his glasses so he can't see
And let him whack into a whomping tree
Do you think his mind would fry?

Harry Snotter is a pain
I'd like to see him get a brain
I don't think he would survive
Trying really hard to think
Knowing that his accent stinks
I think he'd stumble and he'd fall
He would fall

Lifestyles of the wizards and witches
And now they're burning, see them burning
Since they're against the pope
Always running round in robes
Think we should drown them

Lifestyles of the wizards and witches
And now they're burning, see them burning
Now they're crying on the floor
Lets drown Dumbledore
Think we should cull them