Always see it on TV,
Or read it in the magazines,
Hobos who want sympathy,
All they do is snort and stone,
Inside the cardboard box,
Talkin' about,
How hard drugs can be,

I'd like to see them spend a week,
Living life out off the streets,
I don't think they would survive,
If they could spend a day or two,
Not taking a snort,
I think they'd stumble and they'd snort,
They would snort,

Lifestyles of the stoned and the homeless,
They're always Stonin, always Stonin,
If money is such a problem,
Which it is,
Think we should buy some 4 them,

Did you no if you were stoned you could kill your wife,
And there's no such thing as 69 to life,
As long as you got the cash to pay for Crack,
Did you know if you were caught,
And you were smokin' crack,
Job training wouldn't even wanna take you back,
You could always just run for president of cuba.

I'd like to see them spend a week,
Living life out off the streets,
I don't think they would survive,
If they could spend a day or two,
Not taking a snort,
I think they'd stumble and they'd snort,
They would snort,

Lifestyles of the stoned and the homeless,
They're always stoning, always stoning,
If money is such a problem,
which it is,
Think we should buy some for them,

They would snort,
Lifestyles of the stoned and the homeless,
Always stoning, always stoning
If money wasnt such a problem,
hobos got so many problems,
Think I could solve them,
Lifestyles of the stoned and the homeless,
We'll take crack, coke, LSD, and shrooms,
Just stop complainin',
Lifestyles of the stoned and homeless,
Lifestyles of the stoned and homeless,
Lifestyles of the stoned and homeless.