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A killer mouse and a kitty
Whose torment brings our hilarity

Whether chopped to skin and bones
From helicopters thrown
Or grinded up… And cooked in chili

While Itchy’s on a killing streak
Scratchy always meets defeat
He wakes up to find beehives

But they’re best friends off of the tube
With Krusty they’re chugging the booze
Violent till the curtain call…
Scratchy’s mauled… (Mauled…)

Cartoon called “Itchy and Scratchy”
The mice are attacking
With swords they’re hacking
Cruelty might seem so rotten
Chief Wiggum’s laughing
Crime is forgotten

It seems that in every episode Itchy’s causing strife
'Cause there goes sailing 55 sharp knives
Gives Scratchy a huge gash right through his stomach
And they will do it everyday just to make you laugh
With a chainsaw the mouse will cut him right in half
You will see his liver, pancreas and both kidneys

This show makes Ned Flanders shriek
Calls the Reverend twice a week
“It’s such a shock! I almost died!”

Our children’s minds have turned to goo
And they’ll crack up watching abuse
When Scratchy’s trampled under bulls
Charging bulls…

Cartoon called “Itchy and Scratchy”
Bombs look foreboding
That cat’s exploding
When Itchy knocks out his barber
Scratchy’s soon headless
Pain he won’t harbor

(Harbor… Ha-Ha… Ha-Ha…)
(Mauled… Maul-maul-maul-mauled!)

Cartoon called “Itchy and Scratchy”
Jam packed with violence
Screams replace silence
More vicious than Michael Myers
Watch out for the wires!
You’re caught on fire!

Cartoon called “Itchy And Scratchy”
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