(Ghetto John)
This is a parody
of how painful my life can be
no i dont want sympathy
cuz i never piss and moan, i dont plan on getting stoned
im singin bout how hard life can be
if yall could only spend a week
out here on these Ghetto streets
I dont think you would survive
if you could spend a day or two
just walkin in my Ghetto shoes
I think you'd stumble and you'd fall, you would fall
(fall)

(ShellyGal)
My life's a pain in the anus
I'm not complainin, not complainin
my money is such a problem, well so is this Ghetto
Think I'll be robbed soon

(Ghetto John)
well did you know that when you're Ghetto
your beat by your wife
and a mans best friend is 25 to life
cuz we never got cash to support our children
and did you know when i was 8 that i was smoking crack

(ShellyGal)
My folks said it was cool and gave me a bigger sack
We're the poorest little people that can be
I'd like to see you spend a week
living life with roofs that leak
I don't think you would survive
if you could spend a day or two
walkin in our worn-to-shreds shoes
I think you'd mumble and you'd crawl
To your luxery spa (spa)

(Chorus)

(Ghetto John)
My life is a pain in the anus
a real pain in the anus
yes I said ANUS!
my moneys! slowly dissolving.
yeah bills are a problem
wish I could solve them
My life is a pain in the anus
i need some clothes, cash, cars, and homes
my wifes complainin
my life is a pain in the anus x 4