I see it on tv,
Read it in a magazine,
Dieticians telling me what to eat.

All I do is eat until,
I weigh more than 50 stone,
Losing weight ain't all that easy.

I'd like to spend time in the week,
Livin life without junk food,
I do think I would survive,

But I could spend a year or 2,
Living on nothing but fast food,
I'd think I'd eat it all and fall,
I'd eat it all,
All.

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Lifestyles of the fat and the tubby,
They're always damn eating, always damn eating.
If food is such a problem,
Well they got fridge fulls,
Think we should starve them.

Well did you know when you're obese you could eat your wife,
And there's no such thing as a healthy life,
As long as you got the weight to tip the scales,

And did you know that if you were caught with a bic mac,
MacDonalds would always love to have you back,
You will definitely beat the records for your feasts.

I'd like to see them spend the week,
Living like at MackyD's,
All dieticians could not survive,

They couldn't spend a day or 2,
Walking in my enormous shoes,
I think they'd grumble and they would fall,

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Fall.

Lifestyles of the fat and the tubby,
They're always damn eating,
Always damn eating,
If food is such a problem,
Then go on a diet,
Think that might help you.

Lifestyles of the fat and the tubby,
We'll take your food, ward-robe and fridge,
To stop you eating.
Lifestyles of the fat and the tubby,
Lifestyles of the fat and the tubby,
Lifestyles of the fat and the tubby.