Clothing "Made" me,
Music shapes me,
I just love,
The real Slim Shady,
Eyeliner is really something,
Vocal talent's clearly nothing,
I buy what I want,
Take what I need,
Right now this song,
Just hit Top 40,
I won't look back,
I won't say sorry,
For forcing you to listen to me,

And if you make it through this song,
There is surely something wrong,
You should be cowering in fear,
And if you listen to the rest,
It's just a scientific test,
To see if ears can really bleed,

Cause I'm young and I'm loaded,
My band has exploded,
We're spewing crap so far it hits the fan,
I'm troubled and I'm calling,
Misunderstood and crawling,
That's what my publicist told me to say,
Me to say,

I should have made an emo band,
It's what the children all demand,
But within a week or two,
They'll all be saying,
Dashboard who?
These critics they don't comprehend,
Our music's not part of the trend,
It's just coincidence,
Now give me some cash! (Give me some cash!)

And if we make it through the year,
Our objectives will be clear,
We will dominate the world,
If our great empire should fall,
I'll give Billy Joe a call,
Maybe I can do backup,

Cause I'm young and I'm loaded,
My band has exploded,
We're spewing crap so far it hits the fan,
I'm troubled and I'm calling,
Misunderstood and crawling,
That's what my publicist told me to say,
Me to say,
Me to say,
What should I say,

Cause I'm young and I'm loaded,
My band has exploded,
We're spewing crap so far it hits the fan,
I'm troubled and I'm calling,
Misunderstood and crawling,
That's what my publicist told me to say,
Me to say,
Me to say,
Me to say.