I'm sittin' here tonight, I'm on the front row
With my tickets to the Monday night, Wrasslin' show
Look there's Tomko, And Jericho,
Yeah Trish is a whore,
I like The Rock, and I like to think
He can lay the smackdown, on pretty much anything
I love Wrass-i-ling

And when Taker gets real mad, he puts his hands around,
Your scrawny little neck and throws you to the ground,
Then he'll bring it home, with his tombstone,
He'll put you in your grave
Just like Kamala, and Diamond Dallas Page
Yokozuna, and his brother Kane
I love Wrass-i-ling

I liked Diesel, and his Jack-knife
And I like Stone Cold Steve Austin, but I hate his ex-wife
I know I should grow up, and see for what it is
If they're not really fighting, why's he on top of him?
But then they cut their heads, and start to bleed
I love Wrass-i-ling

Now a lot of the angles, we know will fail
But I liked it when Stone Cold put Vince in jail
Then W,CW, tried to rip it off
I like Goldberg, The Hardy Boys and Sting
The Red and Yellow, of Hogan and Eugene
I love Wrass-i-ling

Well that Triple H, Yeah he's real strong
And the white guys have problems with Theodore R Long
I know that they get tired, after every show
Cause Benoit has 29 men to throw
Then he wins the belt, and the crowd's insane
I love Wrass-i-ling

I miss the excellence of execution
Cause now we've got a group called Evolution
It just ain't the same, But through the change,
I love Wrass-i-ling