Faded star, washed up
controversial, just to sell his stuff
George Michael, your new song is no good
I'm gonna turn it off
I'm gonna turn it off

It's partly bad, slightly lame
just political pop, just for a change
album's launched, but no buyers came
I'm gonna turn it off
I'm gonna turn it off..........(come on punters)

nine nine nine, copies selling
people do you like the tune that he's yelling
it's like the b-side off of Wham-Rap
gotta buy a decent record
something much better than this crap...yeah

that's why your latest record bombed, yeah
thats why you put out "Greatest Hits" again
George Michael, Your Careers
Finally Over

Pop idol, William young
knows' Dubyas name, oh is that enough?
I saw your record enter at 2...1
I'm gonna turn it off
I'm gonna turn it off

So Tony, you hear, hear him talk to Dubya and start to write
now your record, wretched record, has sales that are awful
and we know the sentiment is trite

nine nine nine, copies selling
people do you like the tune that he's yelling
it's like the b-side off of Wham-Rap
gotta buy a decent record
something much better than this crap...yeah

that's why your latest record bombed, yeah
thats why you put out "Greatest Hits" again
George Michael, Your Careers
Finally Over

and Michael Jacksons record bombed, yeah
now see George Michael wanting one, the same
crap record, crap record
the careers over for the man

he believes, he believes in the words he says
though a ten year old could write that stuff
it might be correct, might be accurate
but we know that the song still sucks
he believes he's cool, despite the toilet
I'm still in pain from his new record
and I'll be glad when it's all through
I'll still like the cartoon
and I say

copies maybe, stacked up
in the store room everywhere
this time he'll get stuffed, and should retire
yeah thats right
he'll give up music tonight
without a big fight
while his record stiffs over stateside
It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright
See Tony dancing with Dubya
Don't you ever care (no)?