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Song Parodies -> "Dysuria (It's Not Easy To Go Pee)"

Original Song Title:

"Superman (It's Not Easy)"

Original Performer:

Five For Fighting

Parody Song Title:

"Dysuria (It's Not Easy To Go Pee)"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

I can't stand the pain
When I take a leak
It makes me go insane
And makes me feel so weak

It's more than an ache, it's more than an itch
It's more than some petty qualm; this pain's a bitch

'Cause it's not easy to go pee

This burning that I feel
When I use the loo
I wish it wasn't real
But there's nothing I can do

I've tried Tylenol, Advil and Aleve
Even aloe vera can't help me
The burning is all that I just don't need
Even morphine gives me no relief

And it's not easy to go pee

Burns, burns, and stings me down below
Hurting so bad
And I'm not a happy lad
'Cause it's just torture to urinate

I can't stand the pain
When I take a leak
And why, I can't explain
Hope it's not an STD

I'm a miserable man, wish John Coffey was here
A miserable man, discomfort it sears
I'm a suffering man, wish John Coffey was here
And it's not easy, ooh, ooh, ooh

It's not easy to go pee

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Rob Arndt - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Very well done-555!!! Love the topic as I suffer from a myriad of diseases that are killing me or hurting me. I'm sure cancer, constipation, bowel movements, diabetes, menstratution, phobias, etc... have all been done to death here. So thanks for a different topic ;-D

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