I can't eat lamb fries
I won't drink Iced Tea
I'm just out to find
Some food that agrees with me

I eat like a bird
My food is so plain
I want more than Tortillas you get from Spain
It's not easy to be me

I Wish that I could try
A burger with some cheese
Find a way to like
food at old Hardees

I can't squeese a turd : but don't you believe
even Gyro's disagree with me
My tummy is disturbed, Quite often does bleed
Of meatball Heroes I often dream
It's not easy to be me

Throwing Up, up all day: it's just me
It's all right, You can all chow down tonight
I'm not crazy, or anything

I can't eat pork pie
It makes me want to heave
Men were meant to eat
some butter on their peas

I'm only a man who can't eat Chinese
Avoiding Chicken Delight on this city street
Only a man with a food allergy
Looking for anything to stay inside of me

It's not easy to be me