(Knocking on door sound)

Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap
Come on dude, let me in
Oh crap
Man

It's me
I'm hungry
Dude, let's go
Let's go
Come on dude, open the door
Come on

When I sit at my house all alone (oh crap)
Half asleep, then you call me on the phone (oh crap)
You're at my fridge and I scream and I moan (oh crap)
You eat it all, and you only leave the bones (oh crap)

Now there are crumbs and wrappers on the floor (oh crap)
I don't know if I can take any more (oh crap)
You just broke off my refrigerator door (oh crap)
Now there's no more food so now you have to go (oh crap)

[Chorus (x2)]
How come every time you come around
An empty, empty fridge is going down
An empty, empty, empty, is going down
An empty, empty, empty, is going down

You just stand there eating
And you're still not leaving
And I'm really, really wishing that you would (oh crap)

I sit you down and I tell you the news
Get off my couch and go get your shoes
I'm sorry I have to break it to ya, dude.
But you can't come here and eat all of my food
And I'm like get out of my place (oh crap)
Why don't you look at all the food that you waste? (oh crap)
No you can not have a final taste (oh crap)
Just leave now. Without a trace.

[Chorus (x2)]

Oh, why, why, why, why, no, no, no, no
So now you're coming right, into my house at night
No it is not alright
You burned out the light
Oh, why, why, why, why, no, no, no, no
So now you're coming right, into my house at night
No it is not alright
You burned out the light

If I see you again
You can meet my fists
Lefty and righty

If you are in my kitchen again (Oh crap)
I'm telling you, it doesn't matter when (Oh crap)
I'll make you stop before you even begin (Oh crap)
You'll have much more than the feelings of chagrin (Oh crap)

Now I want you to get up off the floor (Oh crap)
And I know that this may sound like a chore (Oh crap)
I think that so this doesn't turn into a war (Oh crap)
I want you to get out of here and hit the store (Oh crap)

[Chorus x2]