-> "Lame"
Original Song Title:
"Glamorous"
Parody Song Title:
"Lame"
Parody Written by:
The Carpal Tunnel Of Love
The Lyrics
If you ain't got no talent take yo'big a** home
If you ain't got no talent take yo'big a** home
L-A-M-E,yeah,L-A-M-E
Your Flying Your First Class
up In Thee' Sky
Showing Your A**
Livin' Your Star Life
And You Did Change,Ferg.
For You're So Lame,Oh the fake boobs boobs
chorus
you're Lame
you're Lame,Lame(The Lame Life)
For you're lame,oh the fake butt butt!
Wear Undies,Bra and rowbs
and to you,yes they do mean a thing
Fergulicous and London Bridges
Were So Good Now Glamorous Is In Yo Life
You Made A Scene In Poseidon In 2007 On The Movie Screen
Rolling Stone Cover and Now Seventeen(What Happen Fergie?)
You're So Not Cleam,You're So Promisous
You're Not Like Nelly furtado,You Don't Act A Little Sexy You Act Sl**y
You Decide You Go To Taco Bell(For The Cinnamon Twists)
You Show Yo A**,Cause The Drivethrough's raw as hell
You Don't Care,But i Know You're Not Real
You Only Sold One Record,Girl What The Hell Do You Think You're Britney Spears?
After Your Show Or The VMAS
You Like To Go To Bar Show Your Boobies and Your A**
Riddin',Cool On The Limo You Never Had a Honda
And now you're in....
B-section and then chorus
[Rap:]
I'm Talking About You Being A Sl**,A B*tch would say
"You Deserve All Of Me" But I Don't Believe You,Fergie
Now BEP Doesn't Know If They Still Trust Ya
I've Got Enough Money In The Bank For Me And Her Not You,Fergie
Your Brother Eats Too Much Lettuce
To Embaress you
Your Liftstyles so the rich & famous
Avril Lavigne,Ashlee Simpson Both Hate You I Can't Blame Them.
All Your Lies Boys' Will Hate It
You Going Back To London To Stay Under Your Bridge
so If you ain't got no talent take yo'big a** home
L-A-M-E,yeah,L-A-M-E
B section and chorus 2x's
[Verse:]
You Got Your Problems Threw '06 & '07
You got The People In Yo Ears
They Telling You They Hate You.
That Thye Don't Like Your 3rd Single(F*** You,B**ch)
you Don't got Money In The Bank
and cause you suck
how can they,think You're "So Cool"
Gwen Stefani Always Was The Better "Solo" Singer
Cause I Remember Yesterday
When I Saw You With BEP Sing "My Humps"
(Or)When I saw Your "Fergalicous" & "London Bridge" moves On MTV
Dang,I Miss Those Days
And I Can't Believe You're Changing
I'm Glad My Mommy Never Let Me Be What You Are[2x's]
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 2.0 | |
How Funny: | 3.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 2.5 | |
|
Total Votes: | 2 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 1 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 5 | | 0 | |
| 1 | |
| 0 | |
|