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Song Parodies -> "Everybody's Rude"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody's Fool"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Evanescence
Parody Song Title:
"Everybody's Rude"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
Again, not sure what to submit for Evanescence--songs are so deep that in my style they are still deep, here's yet another I'm considering. Yes this is sort of a tribute to someone. . .
Surfing in danger
Screen names show self importance
They try to hurt me
more lies they like to hurl
like "You're Stupid" or "Friggin' Noobie"
They say I'm lame and they hate me
Seems now days that everybody's rude
More insults pound out
All out of little cowards
Lord of the fake dudes
No problem random shredding
But know I know you
go by ten names on one I.P.
one is kind and nine are angry
and here I thought that
Everyone was cruel
You say "Just Die"
Some may have cried
You hate yourself
Pitty your kind
So who's the fool now
I'm not the f**k tard
and no one hates me anymore
You said "eat lead" and "d**n you're crazy"
In your mind you are Slim Shady
but to us you look like a ruthless fool
Not a 'cause to make you angry
You must hate yourself-unhappy
Somehow now we are all rude to you
Screen names show self importance
They try to hurt me
more lies they like to hurl
like "You're Stupid" or "Friggin' Noobie"
They say I'm lame and they hate me
Seems now days that everybody's rude
More insults pound out
All out of little cowards
Lord of the fake dudes
No problem random shredding
But know I know you
go by ten names on one I.P.
one is kind and nine are angry
and here I thought that
Everyone was cruel
You say "Just Die"
Some may have cried
You hate yourself
Pitty your kind
So who's the fool now
I'm not the f**k tard
and no one hates me anymore
You said "eat lead" and "d**n you're crazy"
In your mind you are Slim Shady
but to us you look like a ruthless fool
Not a 'cause to make you angry
You must hate yourself-unhappy
Somehow now we are all rude to you
This was actually a tribute to a person who launched a massive assault recently against a friend and fellow parodist on this site who will remain nameless, the person who did it had no reason to go after the parodist that he/she did because that parodist has never been anything but nice to any of us.. . .badave.com is my recording center
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I know from personal experiance how this can be, since I'm the guy this song it about. There's no use hiding it, because people can be f*cking a-holes, and there's nothing you can really do about it, and the sad thing is that I actually know who did it to me. I just befriended the wrong people, anyways thank you Dave, and Red Ant, and everybody else for having my back.
Simple and direct.
Good and proper bashing
Not everybody is rude, just one person, one incredibly pathetic person who used about 90 different pseudonyms to slam the one person who always comments under his real name. Ironic... 545.
Whoever it was just uni-bombed my whole collection--like that means anything--just confirms what this parody says. . .Sad that someone would resort that. . .
I don't think it's the same person who voted on all of my work, because they didn't one anything. They were just complete f*cksticks
It wasn't, I already figured out who it was, I'll talk to you about it later. . .but thank you.
Hard song to parody. No comment on the topic at hand.
(ABC4) Didn't comment on this earlier...I'll leave the topic alone. Nicely paced, if not terribly amusing, especially if one might not be familiar with 'net issues.
An Internet prank is all that it was, nothing to worry about Davey.
(ABC4) You think parodists are rude? Try going into a TF forum on a bad day...or don't. Okay, I exaggerate, but all in all, Dave writes awesome-sauce parodies, this one being one of the best-paced ones.
(ABC4) wow, personal stuff, Dave - and this is a fair (indeed healthy) arena to vent your spleen - don't know what this is all about, but I've expressed my opinion of vitriolic anonymouses (anonymice) more than enough - 555 for the quality of the write
ABC- Much anger in you. Venting you did. And did it well. I don't know all about the subject matter either, but this was well done. Good job, Dave.
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