Song Parodies -> "Teach Me To Drive"

Original Song Title:

"Bring Me To Life"

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Original Performer:

"Teach Me To Drive"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Why is it every time I get
Into my car
I end up in an accident?
This problem's gone too far

I need some help
Can't get the hang of this myself
So could you find it in your heart
To help me?

(Help me out)
Help me drive this car
(I can't work out)
How to drive this car
(Show me)
Show me how to indicate and turn

(Need some help)
Help me get it nailed
(I need some help)
Before I land in jail
(Help me)
Help me out or I will never learn

I just ran over someone's dog
Another shortened life
Look at me, I'm begging now
Teach me to drive

(Help me out)
Help me drive this car
(I can't work out)
How to drive this car
(Show me)
Show me how to indicate and turn

(Need some help)
Help me get it nailed
(I need some help)
Before I land in jail
(Help me)
Help me out or I will never learn

Teach me to drive
(I don't wanna resort to public transport)
Teach me to drive

I'm hoping that you don't refuse
This thought I dread
'Cause if you don't do something now
I'll wind up dead

(All this time I can't explain, I couldn't tell)
(How I've avoided landing in a prison cell)
I've been busted a thousand times, it seems
Got to get these policemen off my back
(I've hit a tree, I've hit a bus, I've hit a school)
There must be something
(Something that you can do)
Teach me to drive

(Help me out)
Help me drive this car
(I can't work out)
How to drive this car
(Show me)
Show me how to use the brake and steer

(Need some help)
Help me get it nailed
(I need some help)
Before I land in jail
(Help me)
Can't you see I need assistance here?

Teach me to drive
(I don't wanna resort to public transport)
(Teach me to drive)
Teach me to drive

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... - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Good one!

Howard Squared - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

It's good to see a Bring Me To Life Parody that's not called "Bring Me To Death". It's also good to see one with a bit of effort too

AussieBullDog - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Crikey! The 1's Guy has struck again!

Gary Main - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment

I'll save Ya. gave ya 5s before i read it!!

AussieBullDog - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks, Gary.

Voicegirl - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment

I am so glad someone did a good parody of that song! Most of them are titled 'Bring me to Death' or some thing like that, but I really like this it was very original!

crystena - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment

great parody lmfao.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment

*Official Brattoni badge of Worthiness* I actually parodied this song by getting the actual lyrics and they don't seem to fit in with the actual song, I dunno. This one fit in well and I can relate as I'm about to go for my L plates. Good job ABD!

EmiLoca - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment

NOOOOO!!!!! I just finished a parody called "Teach Me to Drive", based on the first experience I had with a vehicle (two days ago), and lookie here. IT'S ALREADY BEEN DONE, and there's no way ChuckyG is going to accept another. Good work here, but why is the world so cruel? Bitter and bothered. Fives.

anny - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment

very kewl and original...better than something like bring me to death...good job

Evanescence - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Oh how cute thats a funny thing to read...espescially when you know someone who cant drive very well

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