I'm gaining weight beneath my shirt, sweat from my pores
Feeling a kick, this is a chore
I'm eating every crumb
I'm feeling cold (oh-oh-oh)
I think I'll name it something bold
I think I need Advil to make the pain go

(Oh my God)
What is this inside
(A robot bod)
What is this inside
(Honey?)
What the hell did you put in my gut
(Oh my God)
It's arm is a gun
(That can't be right)
It has a helmet on
(Oh jeese)
Save me from this monster in my tum

Doctor wants a new ultrasound
No psycho baby
Brought it to me, this thing is real?
New form of life

(Wake me up)
This must be a dream
(No sippy cup)
This thing makes me scream
(Save me)
Lord above, what the hell's going on
(My semen)
What'd you park here hun
(What's wrong with them)
It looks like shoes are on
(Oh please)
save me from whatever this becomes

New form of life
(Hope this thing ain't a fright, what is that inside)
New form of life

Poking my side, it hurts so much
I feel a shove coming
Think I'm due I can feel its metal head

(I see his feet they are so blue and shiny
His middle parts are metal's far as I can see)
This is going way to fast it seems
He's got big eyes, a robot being?
(A helmet on
A metal slong
A loaded gun)
What's going on here
(He's not mine that's for sure)
New form of life

(Mega Man)
He is from your side
(It's Mega Man)
Guess he's a good guy
(Lordy)
Fear his name if you're up to no good
(Waking up)
He's my brand new son
(He's waking up)
He's not a normal one
(Happy)
He is gonna be a star Capcom!

New form of Life
(He's been born to my wife, he's real no lie)
New form of Life