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My name is.. {Chicky-chicky} Brit-tan-y
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My name is.. {Chicky-chicky} Brit-tan-y

Hi! My name is.. (What?) My name is. (Who?)
My name is. {Chicky-chicky} Brit-tan-y
Hi! My name is. (Huh?) My name is. (What?)
My name is. {Chicky-chicky} Brit-tan-y

Ahem. Excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the site for 3 minutes?

Hi kids! Do you like sirens (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me flunk a drivers test and not get my license (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Don't study get f***ed up grades in science? (Huh?)
I'm overweight, and I'm trying to find a cute date
but right now I'm playing chess. Hey Checkmate! (Ummmm..)
And John Harv said, "Brittany your crazy!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why're you sittin there, girl your lazy!"
Well since age ten, I've been chased by the feds
Cause I broke into the white house and sat on the presidents head
You listen to this song, understand why I wear long johns
I jump up and down and sing with James Bond
I watch my dad shave off his moustache
then jump in the tub and make a big splash
C'mere you! (Brittany, wait a minute, that's my dog girl!)
I don't give a f***, I just want to give him a little twirl!

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My name is.. { chicky -chicky } Brit-tan-y
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My name is.. { chicky -chicky } Brit-tan-y

My English teacher is deciding whether I should be in Honors
Thanks a lot, the deadline is tomorrow
I bought a penguin to kiss up to her, (bingo)
and wait for her to say yes, but I think she forgets (Grrrrr!)
Walked into my school, and I start to moo
Smile at the preps, the give people the finger too
I'm a Extraterrestrial, I love pedestrians
I live in a spaceship while they scream: "DON'T COME AGAIN
Only nine percent of my life, I've been lied to
I just found out I can't dress up for Halloween like you(D*mn!)
I told you I'd grow up to be a famous parody writer
Theres a girl talkin Sh*t and I'm a bout to fight her (AH!!)
You know you blew up when your voice sounds like helium
start squealing like chipmunks while ur screamin em.(Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle forgot my fish sandwich
(Where is it man!?)
So I wrote on his cart 'Hey Dave, wheres my sandwich, A**HOLE!'

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. { chicky-chicky } Brit-tan-y
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. { chicky-chicky } Brit-tan-y

Stop the song! This girls parody is all wrong! (Get her!)
Chuck G, I'm just trying to be like Bill Tong!
I'm not ready to leave, it's to scary to stop (F*** that!)
I'll have to be carried outside and beat in the parking lot
(Huh yup!) IS it Good or Not? Will my song be a flop?
I just drank a fifth of koolaid -- dare me to hop? (Go ahead)
All my life I wont be able to stop
I ain't been to an asylum in years, my brains starting to rot
(Whoops!) Hairs as poofy as Don King (Amen!)
The room sturning green, I feel real mean(C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so angry I would throw fits
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? (AHHHH!)
WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS! (AHHH!)
I lay awake and sing songs in the bed
Put a hardhat on and smack myself in the head (my hand hurts)
I smell a fart (ewwwwww)
And by the way when you see my car? (Yeah?)
Tell it I had this dream on a golf course and I made par

Hi! My name is... (What?) My name is... (Who?)
My name is... {Chicky-chicky} Brit-tan-y
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My name is... {Chicky-chicky} Brit-tan-y