Hi! my game is...(what?)...my game is...(how?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday
Hi! my game is..(huh?) my game is (what?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday

Ahem...excuse me!

Could I have the attention of the room for a minute?

Hi kids! do you like festivals? (Yeah Yeah Yeah!)
do ya wanna see me stick 2 inch snails on each one of my testicles?(uh-huh!)
Wanna lick a monkey an be exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)
Drink pepper an play my gramps in cards an be better than he is?
My brains a frain treight, but i cant keep my head straight
N im tryin ta figure out which country i wanna anilate..nahah!
But my cousin J said "matt prani you a facehead"
Uh-uhhh "then whys your face head? man im crazay"
Well since episode one i felt like it was all jus dumb
cus i didnt watch the orignal ones but i thought theyd be fun
Got angrified when i heard about lisa left eye
n i smacked the wall so hard i knocked my dresser backwards with a right cross
i was layin in the grass an someone said its lance bass
i ran faster than michael johnson in the hundred meter dash
C'mere Lance! (Yo matt, wait a minute thats not him dog)
i dont really care, Nysnc was sent ta make the world rock!

Hi! my game is...(what?)...my game is...(how?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday
Hi! my game is..(huh?) my game is (what?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday

Hi! my game is...(what?)...my game is...(how?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday
Hi! my game is..(huh?) my game is (what?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday

My choir teacher wanted ta flunk me in junior high
Thanx alot cus last semester i said i quit buh bye
I spit in her face an said i hate her, she called me a stupid skater
she said hes nuts look hes throwin paper (aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!)
walked into the concert, had my shirt all buttoned up
she flashed the sign, i hadda sing an put my tempo up
Extraterrestrials ran into the pedestals
jumped outta the spaceships screaming at me "THE WORLDS GONNA END!"
point-nine percent of my life i ate fried food
but I jus found out my uncle tom eats more than i do
I told him id one day be a famous singerman
N make a song bout eating food an name affer him(oh thank you)
I thoght id blow up if the girls ever rushed my stands
an wanna touch me like some crazy Nsync fans(ahh!)
Some dude in the bathroom asked if he could get a autograph
(dude can i have an autograph)
so I wrote: Dear Dave, thanx for the support, JACKHOLE.

Hi! my game is...(what?)...my game is...(how?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday
Hi! my game is..(huh?) my game is (what?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday

Hi! my game is...(what?)...my game is...(how?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday
Hi! my game is..(huh?) my game is (what?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday

Stop the Date! This girl needs ta be locked away!
Dr. J, dont jus stand there, get her away!
I think its pretty funny, an id be cool ta fly
Id have ta be carried atop the building, with my wings strapped ta my side
(huh yup) AM i stayin or goin? i cant really decide
i jus drank a gallon a pepper, n i gotta race ta drive
all my life ive been pretty tired
i aint had no sleep in years, n my headaches is too bad for asprin ta hide
my head turns green like the incredible hulk
i stutter when i talk, an ill bite anything that walks
when i was younger i used ta get so hunger id sceam an holla
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TA EAT, MOM?
I ONLY GOTTA DOLLAR!
Id walk around an strap a box on my back
put on my suit with the ghost busters pack
I was steamin mad
And next time you see a living thing dead
tell it i captured his momma in this dream i had

Hi! my game is...(what?)...my game is...(how?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday
Hi! my game is..(huh?) my game is (what?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday

Hi! my game is...(what?)...my game is...(how?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday
Hi! my game is..(huh?) my game is (what?)
my game is...[scratches] the paraday