They call me Spiderman,
Leap tall Green Goblins in a single bound,
I'm single now,
Got no ring on this finger now,
I'll never let another anpartment bill bring me down,
In my whole life, I never really killed the villan' sidekick,
Spiderman aint savin NJ nomore, Now I will defeat you with my only stick
Straight from the shoe, cut to the lase,
I'll tell a really bad boy to her face,
Play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her face,
I'm a different man, kiss my bats, kiss my lips,
Why would I kiss you hairy hips
Don't put out? i'll put you out,
Won't get out? i'll push you out,
Lil boy came out havin a fit
Wouldn't piss on fire to put you out,
Am I too nice? buy you ice,
Tonight Spiderman's gonna make some rice,
What you tryin to be, my new wife?
What you Mariah? fly through twice,
But I do know one thing though,
Itches they come, they go,
Saturday through sunday monday,
Monday through Sunday yo,
Maybe i'll love you one day,
Maybe we'll someday grow,
Maybe tonight your lawn might be mowed...

'Cuz I can't be your Spiderman,
Can't be your superman,
Can't be your superman,
Can't be your superman,
i can't be your Spiderman,
Can't be your superman,
Can't be your superman,
Your Spiderman, your Spiderman...

I know you want me baby,
I think I want you too...

I think I love you baby...

I think I love you too,
I'm here to save you girl,
Come be in spidey's world,
I wanna grow together,
Lets let our powers unfurl,
You know you want me baby,
You know I want you too,
They call me Spiderman,
I'm here to rescue you,
i wanna save you girl,
Come be in spidey's world...