Look.. if you had…one shot, to order a hot dog
To have everything you ever wanted on it…All on one hot dog
Would you eat it… or just let it set? Yo..

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his south pole jeans already, wantin some spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
to order the hot dog, but he keeps on forgetting
what he wants reddish, the whole park stares so mild
He opens his mouth but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how? Everybody's laughin now
The clock's run out, time's up, over - DAMN!
Snap back to reality, OHH - he wants a hot dog
OHH - there goes Skittle, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't
Give up that easy nope, he won't have it
He knows, what he wants on his hot dog
It don't matter, he's hungry
He knows that, but he's broke
He's forgot his wallet
when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
a lost wallet
He better go capture this moment and hope it no one laughs


You better - lose yourself respect in the hot dog, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eat
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better - lose yourself respect in the hot dog, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eat
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better eat it!

Soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This hot dog is mine for the taking
Make me eat, as we move toward a, new order
A normal life is boring; but eating
close to post-hot dog‘s, it only grows harder
stomach grows hungrier, he blows chunks, it's all over
There’s throw up all over him, coast to coast shows
He's known as the hot dog eater
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from hungry, he's getting thinner
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cole slaw
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold pepsi
They moved on to the next level of hunger who flows
He nose-dove and ate nada, and so the soap opera
is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old partner
But I’m still hungry da-da-dum da-dum da-dah

You better - lose yourself respect in the hot dog, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eat
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better - lose yourself respect in the hot dog, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eat
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better eat it!


No more games, Imma change what you call rage
Tear this motherf***in bench up gimme my change
I was hungry in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and ate people in rage
But I kept eatin and bit right into the next hot dog
Best believe somebody's changing my damn diaper
All the pain inside amplified by the
fact that I can't get by with hot dog
five and I can't provide the right type of
life for my hunger, cause man, these damn hot dogs and
food stamps don't buy me more hot dogs, and there's no movie
There's no Johnny Depp, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin even harder
Tryin to feed my stomach, my seed plus, my tater tots
Caught up between bein a father and a food eater
Baby momma drama screamin on her too much for me to wanna
stay in one spot, another day off of work
has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got
to formulate a plot, or end up in jail or shot
eating hot dogs is my only motherf***in option, failure's not
Mom I love you but you know I gotta eat
I cannot grow old in this damn park
So here I go it's my shot, diarrhea fail me not
This may be the only opportunity to get another hot dog that I got

You better - lose yourself respect in the hot dog, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eat
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better - lose yourself respect in the hot dog, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eat
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better eat it!

You can eat anything you want to, man