Ou-wow-wow
Ou-wow-wow
Ou-wow-wow
Ou-wow-wow
(no way echoed)

Guess what's whack
Not my chin
Ego's flat
In the bin

Now let's all go bruise all our egos
Yes our egos
Yes our egos
Now let's all go bruise all our egos
Alright pop! I hurt my mind

Some beer, I get giddy
Writing crap
Hearing laughs
over my butt crack
No, I don't hit back
I am damn sure not
like the guy that wrote this song's very own hate
(Bwa ha ha ha ha)
Let's hurry
David's got a brand new song tonight
Not much else to do for me but make noise
I make fun of everything that I enjoy
Not to make fun of Marshall
I'm just an angry bore
Back to Lycos
I'm just searching for something to rhyme
I get a little bit bored with my time
Hit Pop hits, swallowing my pride
Send out clips, hold your ears, and say I'm prime
Was a Rhymezone whore
But their words I just don't know
I'm a fool, Oh yeah sure, I blow
Everyone loves Weird Al, he's not swearing
Writing about 'poop, poop'
Not today (fart sound)
Oops, that Bette Midler hit
and everyone thinks that I've got Jock Itch

Now I'm sitting on my hands
Wheres my friends
Yeah boy, I'm so lame
Oops, I mean, fly, fly fly fly
Fans, welcome to my world

Alright, Now bruise it
(Bwa ha ha ha ha)
Hear Bowser
(Bwa ha ha ha ha)
I'm lazy
(Bwa ha ha ha ha)
Don't hate me
(ha ha)
Don't Hate me, hate me
(ha ha)

It's Tuesday
and I'm up late
'Cause I'm writing, something new and flashy
Maybe I'm flaky
I don't know lately
Everyday turns out just the same
Slamming myself daily, I'm self hating
Let my clothes drop if it sells my shows
I can't say what I'm writing
all I can is when y'a'll read it
Someone's gonna say "You so stupid"
I'm pissed, I'm really trying to mix all these stupid words
But they keep ending up sounding kinda weird
I'm such a ditz, I'm a flunky and yes I've used Nair
I'm tipsy, or was that just Kool-Aid
"I'm kinda flakey, love to whine"
"Dave stop this pity crap on your mind"
Kay (Ha-Ha) Check Google, shined
I will try to be kind, now bye

Now I'm gonna write 'bout Trance
maybe Lance
Yeah, boy, I'm so strange
Oops, I mean cool, cool cool cool
Cool, my voice will make you hurl

Alright, now bruise it
(Bwa ha ha ha ha)
I'm boozing
(Bwa ha ha ha ha)
I'm gaming
(Bwa ha ha ha ha)
Nintendo
(ha ha)
and Sony-Sony
(ha ha)

What is today
I'm still messed up
I'm still failing
Can you hear me flapping
Friends say I'm cool
but I know it's not true
I'm still playing
(Bwa ha ha ha ha)
I write so lousy
and my guts bigger
Taking showers daily
I'm still filthy
I think frankly that I'll seal my own fate
Still release my stuff
"Makes me happy"

Now let's heart to heart
In a trance, take a stance, and just write it down
Everyone thinks I'm a loser now
Just because they don't say it doesn't mean that I'm WOW
I'm not into to bestiality
I've got some bad habits
Playing Mario Party
Every night-yes mam
I'm a chubbie, tubbie, blubby, fluffy, chunky, huffy
I don't need a good mind, waste life on fears, I'm chubbie flabby-belly
Eat much (Gut) Eat Much (Gut)
Got a big butt, and I'm chubilicious (Gut)
Hateful
Emo
Full of Bull
No Flow
I know
You know
Hell, Nobody else knows

I don't know that I can write more
Sound like crap, sure
Like Natalie I'm torn

I am freaking over teasing
Ya'll go (Bwa ha ha ha ha)
I'm still breathing

Now
I'm getting one more chance
Take a stance
Yeah, now, Laugh at that
Yes, I said laugh, laugh laugh laugh
Fall, lyrics will drops them jaws
Spirits are now lifted
(Bwa ha ha ha ha)
They're lifted
(Bwa ha ha ha ha)
Not flaky
(Bwa ha ha ha ha)
I'm crazy
(Ha ha)
I'm crazy, baby
(ha ha)

Ouu-wow wow I'm so crazy
Ouu-wow wow I'm so crazy
Ooh boy, I'm so flaky
I mean cool, yeah I'm so cool now