"Where's dat spare?
I got no spare on my pick-up
There it is
Rap?
So Go?"

My best gal is related to me I confess, she is
But she's big breasted and while sedated she's best
Ferderlines help me fertilize my coke plant lines
Smoke killed the mind of another trucker, helps them unwind
My main devotion is boatin' bathtub's floatin' in ocean
No shoe wearing, uncaring, cast line out and keep rowing
Not heating nothing but dead skunk, reeks like hell but's good eating
Keep reeling bass in the morning, and farting flames in the evening
Heaving while sh*t-faced from too much cheap liquor in my mouth
Aim and do the trigger squeeze, but too drunk shot a cow
Cooking beans now, I bet you're probably sick of beans now
Can your drama! Don't care if you are sick of this, chow!

Just like Gump's Mama, mine said a bunch of sh*t too
"Don't ever vent, zip up yer fly
Cause we are we're living like Jed Clampett"
Life o' Crime
I said now like Gump's mama, mine said a bunch of sh*t too
"Hope skunk scent comes out sometime
When you are you're living like Jed Clampett"

Y'all

I got some shelled up guns in my Corvette
And hunting bows, for giving does hits
So before they toss me inside a prison for those bits
I'ma dispose it
I'll bake it with a rotisserie
My whore of sister will come and eat some, then me
With inbred baby, Ya see he's got more than a couple of thumbs
As maggot farmer I'm not a fatty, I always miss lunch
But won't quit, I'll blunder at work so pissed off of rye
No I won't, on second thought, I was bucked into a thresher last time
By book, a Hayseed, with whisky pitcher, I'm weaving with stride
Even if I acted prim, Hear Toby Keith and I'd try
Blue collared work, fer sure, cause it's a hayseed's fate
I may not be awake, but I'm not inhuman
Cause gull damn, I still work fer my pay
When kid called me stupid, I knew I was dumb
But the dumbest skit I did, was yell it, "Go Git Her Dun!"
Cause Larry stole it, It's now used in his dern comedy show
Where's my knife?
I'd like to welcome y'all to Mother Nature's Ass-hole

Just like Gump's Mama, mine said a bunch of sh*t too
"Your cousin's rent to have good time
Cause she is She's living like Jed Clampett"
Gun Has Grime
Just like Gump's Mama, mine said a bunch of sh*t too
"If truck gets dent, don't even sigh
Cause we are we're living like Jed Clampett"

Now, I would never kiss my own Mama, without sister's permission
Yup, I reckon no kissin' might spare me time with mortician
Cause on her shelf is ammunition
Instead fixed my vision obsessing on Jeff Gordon's racing skills speeding
Pleading that some spun car waves
Blowing up, then a hearse gets a meeting
Failing all public school systems, children say, "Gull damn are you dumb"
My whole life in third grade
Best believe, mind's a brick and grades plummet
I just screw up, and I grew up so I'm a hick such a dumb twit, isn't I
Prison I learned the reason to be peeved at the, LAW!
Guess I can't steal hookers and flee from the, LAW!
Undressed smut, I ain't a chauffer now
Sis grabs hold when I'm lonely
And Clayton, my young buck, is so slick he just stole us a Sony
My family's getting so big now, to take picture, it's aerial
My wife gave fifteen births, we dug those Trojan's a burial (Ha, ha)
Now you may all think it's gross, cause she just did brother's dong
Twitch, that is wrong, Yet you brought your own cousin to Prom
So just spare me whine and quake, shut your mouth and your lips
It's white trash niche
No soap and muck n' yearn for smelling a bit
Remember when Ronnie's bride had three eyes and no teeth
Well that slut, was inbred
Wedding even scared me!

Just like Gump's Mama, mine said a bunch of sh*t too
"My dentures bent when I ate coon pie
Cause we are we're living like Jed Clampett"
Ton O' Slime
Now like Gump's mama, mine said a bunch of sh*t too
"I just spent the welfare on cheep wine
Cause we are we're living like Jed Clampett"