[A gunshot is heard]

VICTOR QUARTERMAINE:
(Spoken)
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real were rabbit please stand up?
I repeat, will the real were rabbitplease stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

WALLACE:
Y'all act like you never seen a tan rabbit before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like King Kong just burst in the door
and started running around like never before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the curse of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Eggman did... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Eggman's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Lady Tottington loves vegetables
[*Were rabbit belches*]
Were Rabbit, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around trying to eat vegetables
grinnin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in a cage loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in high school classrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on the big screen and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for mean green to go on the loose
"This critter's on the loose, this critter's on the loose"
And I'm unlucky, you might just let him go loose
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know who Victor really is
Of course they gonna know what violence is
By the time they hit third grade
They got the 4Kids TV don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other veggies open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't see oats
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecedote
Women throw your hands up, sing the chorus and it goes

VICTOR:
He's the Were-Rabbit yes he's the Were-Rabbit
All you other Were-Rabbits are just imitating
So won't the real Were-Rabbit please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
He's the Were-Rabbit yes he's the Were-Rabbit
All you other Were-Rabbits are just imitating
So won't the real Were-Rabbit please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

WALLACE:
Don Smith don't gotta cuss under wraps to sell his records;
well I do, so curse him and curse you too!
You think I give a damn about a carrot?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But sir, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to real loud cheers?
sheesh, Lady Totty better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to PC Mack and the worst
and hear 'em argue over who they'll give the prize to first
You little witch, put me on blast on YTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's wanting to swim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave old Gromit rabies [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who fuss like me; who just don't give a *BLEEP* like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

VICTOR:
He's the Were-Rabbit yes he's the Were-Rabbit
All you other Were-Rabbits are just imitating
So won't the real Were-Rabbit please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
He's the Were-Rabbit yes he's the Were-Rabbit
All you other Were-Rabbits are just imitating
So won't the real Were-Rabbit please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

WALLACE:
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the nerve to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mike and spray it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these gouda like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm 60
I'll be the only person in a restauraunt flirting
Pinchin waitresses when I'm munchin off with cheddar
And I'm whinin' but this whole load of Wendsleydale isn't working
And every single person is a Were Rabbit lurkin
He could be lurking at the veggie comp, eatin all the onion rings
[*Were Rabbit belches*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a damn!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the Were-Rabbit please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

VICTOR:
He's the Were-Rabbit yes he's the Were-Rabbit
All you other Were-Rabbits are just imitating
So won't the real Were-Rabbit please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
He's the Were-Rabbit yes he's the Were-Rabbit
All you other Were-Rabbits are just imitating
So won't the real Were-Rabbit please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
He's the Were-Rabbit yes he's the Were-Rabbit
All you other Were-Rabbits are just imitating
So won't the real Were-Rabbit please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
He's the Were-Rabbit yes he's the Were-Rabbit
All you other Were-Rabbits are just imitating
So won't the real Were-Rabbit please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

HUTCH:
(Spoken)
Ha ha
Guess there's a Were-Rabbit in all of us
Damn it, let's all stand up