Please go home,
Annoying guy,
No connections there at all,
Connections to one Brave Combo,
They make no sense at all,
Even if they did you would still be flamed,
At Alt.Music.Weird_Al,
It reminds me that we're all so mad,
We're all so mad at you,

Please go home,
Annoying guy,
No connections there at all,
Connections to one Brave Combo,
They make no sense at all,
Even if they did you would still be banned,
From Alt.Music.Weird_Al,
It reminds me that we're all so mad,
We're all so mad at you,

Dear friends,
I'm writing with a new connection,
A really good Brave Combo and Weird Al reflection,
In the Everything You Know is Wrong, a cool song,
Talks about a noisy ice machine, us fans, in throng!
Sometimes Combo fans are like ice machines,
But anyways, listen; I analyzed the lyrics so listen closely,
Line by line, the whole song's about Brave Combo,
They're an almost-famous polka band who are pretty good, you know?
Ah yeah, the evil twin, too, that's funny,
That none of you've realized that it correlates with Down in the Valley,
I know you've probably heard this every day since August '98,
But I'm sure this one Weird Al did anticipate,
But I don't care if none of you want to participate,
I guess I can listen, alone, to the connections and salivate,
Anyways, I hope you get this, fans, hit me back,
Just to chat,
Your favorite man,
This is Stan,

Please go home,
Annoying guy,
No connections there at all,
Connections to one Brave Combo,
They make no sense at all,
Even if they did you would still be banned,
From Alt.Music.Weird_Al,
It reminds me that we're all so mad,
We're all so mad at you,

Dear fans,
I've got more to read when you get the chance,
Did you know that Combo wrote all of the Yoda Chants?
I was listening to him at the concert when I noticed,
And I thought that you all may want to know this,
That's my life's motto, man,
It's all of what I ask,
I've posted cool things in the past for you and you just said no,
That's pretty crumby, guys. You hate me?
You want to kill me and cremate me?
I listened to Eat It backwards today and I do,
Guess I was mistaken that time, I lied to you,
When I posted that there's nothing hidden any way,
I never noticed any of that either,
So just let the news soak in like a bird feeder,
Why can't you n00bs hear what he's saying in his songs?
I could sit here all my day, drift away, in YankoCombo,
Yeah, that's my name, they obviously collide,
There've been subliminal connections since 1995,
Anyways, what are your addresses? I'd like sometime to meet,
Maybe surprise you one day with good ol' Stan at your feet,
You know, everything I say is real and you should respect me "cuz I tell it,
Did I mention that all you haters out there are jealous?
Because nobody here can see things like me, no one does,
I'm like a genius, you're lucky I'm spending time with us,
You've gotta love me, friends, I'll keep on posting all the news,
Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S., and we should be together, too,

Please go home,
Annoying guy,
No connections there at all,
Connections to one Brave Combo,
They make no sense at all,
Even if they did you would still be banned,
From Alt.Music.Weird_Al,
It reminds me that we're all so mad,
We're all so mad at you,

How dare you label everything I write as spam?
This will be the last post you ever read from Stan!
My box has been full of replies, you want me to leave?
I know you don't mean it, I'm a friend, you just need time to breathe,
So this is my last post I'm posting here, I hope you read it,
No, nothing more interesting about Bad Hair Day or Eat It,
Hey guys, do you want to hear about what I found today?
I know you think that you don't care whatever I say,
So I guess from now on I'll just stay away,
Leave you all to enjoy the rest of your days,
I can't believe you nose pinchers,
This is the last of Stan and the Sequencers,
Now it's too late, I'm going to remove this site from my sensors,
And all I wanted was an address to your home,
You still scared that I stalk Brave Combo on the phone?
I don't care what Bermuda said, think about it!
I posted a great deal and nobody cared to think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it!
And I hope You-Know-Who-You-Are can't sleep and you scream about it!
I hope Al sees what's wrong and does a song about me!
See guysshut up, guys, hear what I'm saying?
I'd tell you in the IRC room if weren't for that gang,
You know what I mean, it's something you've all seen,
Don't play no games,
Well, gtg, I'm going to go to sleep now,
I was just kidding about all that, I'll see you tomorrow,

Please go home,
Annoying guy,
No connections there at all,
Connections to one Brave Combo,
They make no sense at all,
Even if they did you would still be banned,
From Alt.Music.Weird_Al,
It reminds me that we're all so mad,
We're all so mad at you,

Dear Stan,
I was recently at Bermuda's house working on loops,
When Bermuda showed me the mountain of crap you've been posting on the newsgroup,
Look, I guarantee that there are no Combo shots on,
Not even Stan and the Sequencers in any of my songs,
Yo, I wrote them all, myself, I would know,
I'm not sure telling this will change you. It should still be said, though,
Secondly, I'm not trying to place no blame here,
But you've been a disruptive presence on the group, I fear,
People can flame you but you're entitled to your opinions,
But, seriously, Stan, things have gotten past ridiculous,
Stan, what I'm asking is for you to leave these group,
You're scaring away new fans with your hundreds of posts of poop,
New fans have to sift through tons of posts,
Before they get to me, it's my board and I'm a ghost!
So Stan, PLEASE,
If you have respect for me *at all*,
Honor my request and just don't post,
Don't post on this newsgroup anymore,
Consider it a favor for me,
If you'd be so kind to leave,
I just don't want you to scare away my fans,
I'd love it if you honored my request,
Let the newsgroup get past,
The group needs time to get past,
Everything you've done and written in the past,
Again, there are none of your connections,
I don't know where you found all that, Stan,
Thanks in advance,
Sincerely,
Al Yankovic