"WWE Jobbers, real name no gimmicks" -> WWE JOBBERS

[Intro]
Two main event stars job to me;
job to me, job to me
*scratches*
Two main event stars job to me;
job to me, job to me
*scratches*

Guess who's back
Back again
Hunter's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*HHH hums*}

[Verse 1: HHH]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see wrestling no more
They want me, I'm the champion (huh?)
Well if you want wrestling, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some hard necrophilia
Some water that'll jump start my push quicker
than a shock when I see my face on a sticker
and the girlfriend says I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the bed while she's ovulating (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm sick of the hardyz and their risk-taking
I know that you got a job Mr. Hardy
but your brother's morale problem's complicating
So the 'net won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to take me down on WWE TV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and fight, the ultimate sin
Frig that, lay on ya back, and let me pin
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, FRIG YOU NICHOLE!

[Chorus: HHH]
Now this looks like a match for me
So everybody, just job to me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause There will only be one champion and thats me
I said this looks like a match for me
So everybody, just job to me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause There will only be one champion and thats me

[Verse 2: HHH]
Little Hellions, net fanz attacking
Pleading to the boss for my sacking
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!

A visionary, vision is scary
Start an evolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
killing all of Kane's heat by removing his mask {*smak*}
wrestling for the glitz and glamour
going over thanks to the Sledgehammer
And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my ass; you don't ask for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt*} Fix your damn antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, in the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the year
after blowing out my quads now they fear
Came back, won the championship
I'll only job it to the Kliq
I'm interesting, the best thing in wrestling
Investing in your kid's ears and nesting
{*bzzt*} Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: HHH]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
Christian, you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Hardy bastards
And Austin? You can get beaten in Austin
You thirty-eight year old baldheaded fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody watches your cripple ass!
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Michaels turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices*}
But sometimes man it just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
No I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since DiBiase
to screw black people so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other white razzlers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
There will only be one champion and thats me

[Chorus]

{*HHH sings this twice:
"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*}

[HHH] Kids!