The Lyrics
Yeah,
Definitely,
Definitely,
Definitely bats,
Definitely,
Definitely Wayne Co.,
Yeah,
You find me obsessive?
I find you offensive,
For finding me defensive,
Hence, if I should draw the line, any fences,
I should go to extents,
In-proportionally expensive,
To keep the city's vice thin,
Being on the other side of the metropolis in my big mansion,
I say I will protect them,
In any way I can and I'll go to lengths this,
Far, nothing is too expensive,
Jet packs and fast cars to sieve,
It's spending this,
Like it's downright blasphemous,
To end the crime now, cuz I won't stand for this,
Yes, Robin here won't stand for this, neither,
And let's clear this up, too, he's just my backup fighter,
He's always only just been a sidekick to me,
I even believe I,
Would not be here today if it wasn't for him either,
And he's quite a light eater,
But he can be quite a bad-guy beater,
I feel like it's my fault because of the way that,
I taught him to fight just like the Bat,
I'm not Superman, I'm not Super-,
-Man, but how ironic,
That I'd get shows, toys, lunch boxes, my own comics,
"Cuz I've got nightly reign,
My domain,
Nice to meet you, hi, my name is,
My name is Bruce Wayne,
My town was not to become what it's at this time,
With this level of crime,
With all of this grime and slime, my new name is,
Batman,
Now in the Bible it says,
"Thou shall not steal from gentile or Jew,
While you beat them down with your crew,
Because, of course, God will rain judgment down on you,
That is, of course, dressed like a bat and a bird, too,
And that'll be bad,
For your health and human interactions,",
Either before, during, or after performing the act of that which,
That is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases,
Like "theatrical escapes' "n,
"Robbing Gotham bank' "but,
Who's to say,
What's fair to say,
And what not to say,
Let's ask Dr. Dre,
Dr. Dre?
(What up?),
I've got a question, if I may,
(Yeah),
Is it gay,
To stay,
In tights and a heroic cape,
(Yeah),
Staying out every night very late,
(Yeah),
Uh-uh, I ain't done yet!
With a little boy dressed in tights I had custom made,
Riding around in my new fast car,
Listening to the sound of spandex on felt,
And asking for him to get his hand to my belt,
And I trip, fall, slip and I land right on him,
When I'm climbing up the buildings and I didn't mean it,
But I may have flapped my wings just a little bit,
And I don't need to go into anymore details but,
What if I pictured it as Catwoman there,
Is that gay?
The woman part, not the cat,
"Till then I'll be dressing up like a bat,
"Cuz I've got nightly reign,
My domain,
Nice to meet you, hi, my name is,
My name is Bruce Wayne,
My town was not to become what it's at this time,
With this level of crime,
With all of this grime and slime, my new name is,
Batman,
You find me obsessive?
I find you offensive,
Crap, this is the same verse, I just did this,
When am I gonna come to my good senses,
And not leave an old man alone for defense of,
My secret Batcave?
Something's telling me Joker is near by and my plan is to get him next,
And lock him away for the century
What happened, Dre?
Where's the backup beat?
(Yeah),
Anyways,
Anyways, I don't know how else to say it,
Buy my comics and when my game comes, play it,
I am the Dark Knight, Justice League, the Man of Steel,
I feel,
A step less than real,
Appeal,
High-five to Two-Face,
What did somebody light a fire to your head and walked away?
And as you ran around the room like Michael Jackson,
No one's even askin' why you're so intensely baskin',
As I'm heading straight back to the cave in the black,
Of the shadows with the butler and the crazy, bird-themed kid,
Man, I ain't even gotta make sense, heaven forbid,
I just sold out in stores, let's see Superman do this,
"Cuz I've got nightly reign,
My domain,
Nice to meet you, hi, my name is,
My name is Bruce Wayne,
My town was not to become what it's at this time,
With this level of crime,
With all of this grime and slime, my new name is,
Batman,
It's the Bat Signal!
To the Batcave!
Into the Batmobile!
Take the Batcopter,
Into the Batcycle!
We'll have to use the Batboat!
Holy Shady parody, Batman!